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If You Think You Have It Bad, READ THIS!!

posted 7/21/2008 7:23:26 AM |
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  Sunshine79

If you think life is bad. How would you like to be an egg?
* You only get laid once.
* You only get eaten once.
* It takes 4 minutes to get hard. Only 2 minutes to get soft.
* You share your box with 11 other guys.
* But worst of all.... The only chick that ever sat on your face was your mother.

So cheer up.....Your life ain't that bad!!!

Pass it around to someone who you feel can use a good lay, I mean day.

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Happy Monday!!

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1bunny629

Jul 21 @ 8:25AM  
heheheheh...and I don't he he too often!
mrknowuwell

Jul 21 @ 9:20AM  
mondays r a bitch.........i will take mine easy over
Scottishtease

Jul 21 @ 9:52AM  
Dang that sounds like some men i know chuckle...thanks sunshine
onehornytoad69

Jul 21 @ 10:10AM  
thx!!!
StraddleMyNose

Jul 21 @ 3:59PM  
A very good classic joke!

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