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Never see Grilled Cheese the same way......

posted 7/20/2008 9:16:04 PM |
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  Sunshine79

Why don't men like to go "downtown" first thing in the morning?
Have you ever tried to pull a grilled cheese apart?


What is the difference between "Ohhh" and "Ahhhhhhhhhhh"?
About three inches


What is the difference between a golf ball and the G-spot?
A man will spend two hours looking for a golf ball


What is the difference between a husband and a boyfriend?
About 45 minutes

Two babies, a boy and a girl, are born on the same day and placed in isolettes right next to each other. The boy baby tells the girl baby,"I'm a boy baby and you are a girl baby." The girl baby responds with sarcasm. "So what are you saying you already know everything?" "No," the boy baby says, "but it's true. I'm a boy baby and your a girl baby." The girl baby scoffs, tired of this uppity baby's shenanigans. "Fine, what's your proof?" To this the boy baby lifts up his blanket and points down..........."See...Blue booties."

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StraddleMyNose

Jul 20 @ 9:23PM  
What is the difference between "Ohhh" and "Ahhhhhhhhhhh"?
About three inches

BigFlirt

Jul 20 @ 9:30PM  
....Funny
Sunshine79

Jul 20 @ 9:36PM  
I thought the baby joke was cute!
wtxman

Jul 20 @ 10:21PM  
I love grilled cheese,especialy in the morning

Wake me up for breakfast babe
clickedanad2

Jul 20 @ 10:38PM  
I thought the baby joke was cute!
me too
I shared it with a friend
a kudo for cute
or
a greenie for the grin
either way
ya got one
Ewe_Wish

Jul 20 @ 10:52PM  
To add to your jokes Sunshine.............Do you know the difference between a girlfriend, a mistress and a wife?

The girlfriend says Faster Faster

The mistress says Slower Slower

The wife says Beige I seriously think we should paint the celing beige....


Great jokes kudos......
lunanegra

Jul 20 @ 11:11PM  
Why don't men like to go "downtown" first thing in the morning?
Have you ever tried to pull a grilled cheese apart?

Ok,I just threw up in my mouth a little...
onehornytoad69

Jul 20 @ 11:47PM  
Whats wrong with grilled cheese in the AM?
Loved them.. thx...!
mrknowuwell

Jul 21 @ 9:37AM  
no more grilled cheese 4 me
Scottishtease

Jul 21 @ 12:49PM  
these are great..thanks sunshine :)

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Never see Grilled Cheese the same way......