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posted 7/20/2008 7:05:17 PM |
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  Sunshine79

Three Labrador retrievers - a brown, yellow, and black are sitting
in the waiting room at the vet's office when they strike up a
conversation.

The black lab turns to the brown and says, "So why are you here?"

The brown lab replies, "I'm a pisser. I piss on everything-the
sofa, the drapes, the cat, the kids. But the final straw was last
night, when I pissed in the middle of my owner's bed."

The black lab says, "So what is the vet going to do?"

"Lethal injection," came the reply from the sad brown lab.

The black lab then turns to the yellow lab and asks, "Why are you
here?"

The yellow lab says, " I'm a digger. I dig under fences, dig up
flowers and trees, I dig just for the hell of it. When I'm inside,
I dig up the carpets. But I went over the line last night when I
dug a great big hole in my owner's couch."

"So what are they going to do to you?" the black lab inquired.

"Lethal injection," the dejected yellow lab said.

The yellow lab then turns to the black lab and asks what he's at
the vet's office for.

I'm a humper," the black lab says. "I'll hump anything. I'll hump
the cat, a pillow, the table, fire hydrants, whatever. I want to
hump everything I see. Yesterday, my owner had just got out of the
shower and was bending down to dry her toes, and I just couldn't
help myself I hopped on her back and started humping away."

The yellow and brown labs exchange a sad glance and say, "So,
lethal injection for you too, huh?"

The black lab says, "No, no, I'm here to get my nails clipped."

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DesertSmile

Jul 20 @ 7:22PM  
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geena

Jul 20 @ 7:24PM  
Thanks.. .i read your blog to Tom over the phone, you made him laugh. . .and that was good because he was in the middle New York traffic,you have no idea how many times i thought he was cussing at me...

clickedanad2

Jul 20 @ 7:28PM  
and here I thought he was having a Rabbit implanted
a greenie for the grin

wanna fuck?
Sunshine79

Jul 20 @ 8:12PM  
Always wanna fuck!!
StraddleMyNose

Jul 20 @ 9:16PM  
"I'll hump anything.

Okay, I'm waiting....
lunanegra

Jul 20 @ 10:47PM  
Eww...that's nasto.
onehornytoad69

Jul 20 @ 11:51PM  
missweet

Jul 21 @ 12:29AM  
LOL Thats a good one!!!!!!!

I wanna fuck too!!!!!!
mrknowuwell

Jul 21 @ 9:39AM  
guess the rabbit got made into stew????
Scottishtease

Jul 21 @ 12:51PM  
rofl....gives a whole new meaning to man's "best" friend chuckle..

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