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posted 7/20/2008 3:51:35 AM |
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You know that things are not working out when making love she says...

1, Is it in yet?

2. Move your head, I can't see the TV.

3. Stop shaking the bed ..I can't read.

4. Hurry up...I've got laundry to do.

5. Your not as good as the guy next door.

6. Are you finished yet? I gotta take a dump.

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Jul 20 @ 4:06AM  
Well that list proves you aren't easy


Jul 20 @ 7:37AM  
I'm sorry Borty I didn't realize I said it out loud

Jul 20 @ 7:51AM  
I use the TV one

Jul 20 @ 8:11AM  
I have never heard any of these...

Jul 20 @ 8:14AM  
I have never heard any of these...
wow...........I have used most of them.............

Jul 20 @ 9:32AM  
ya mean people realy say this shit ???

Jul 20 @ 9:34AM  
ya mean people realy say this shit ???
Yeah..what he said!!!

Jul 20 @ 10:26AM  
Are you close yet, I have to pee...

"Snore, mmgzprg snore"...oh shoot, i fell asleep sorry hun...

Did you come yet?

the sad thing is these are all true, yes men we have really said all of these things & more. Tease.

Jul 20 @ 10:36AM  
ya mean people realy say this shit ???

Apparently they say it to Borty...

Jul 20 @ 11:06AM  

You too Borty ?


Jul 20 @ 11:51AM  

I've heard things like:

Oh how cute, does it really work?

I get implants if you get one.

I hope you just got out of a cold shower.

What am I going to do with that?

Oh, you're joking. Where is the rest of it?

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