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Bort Feels Cheap

posted 7/20/2008 3:51:35 AM |

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borty293

You know that things are not working out when making love she says...

1, Is it in yet?

2. Move your head, I can't see the TV.

3. Stop shaking the bed ..I can't read.

4. Hurry up...I've got laundry to do.

5. Your not as good as the guy next door.

6. Are you finished yet? I gotta take a dump.

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DangerousCurves999

Jul 20 @ 4:06AM

Well that list proves you aren't easy

Lisa46

Jul 20 @ 7:37AM

I'm sorry Borty I didn't realize I said it out loud

Sunshine79

Jul 20 @ 7:51AM

I use the TV one sometimes...lol

StraddleMyNose

Jul 20 @ 8:11AM

I have never heard any of these...

Ewe_Wish

Jul 20 @ 8:14AM

I have never heard any of these...
wow...........I have used most of them.............

ynot7769

Jul 20 @ 9:32AM

ya mean people realy say this shit ???

onehornytoad69

Jul 20 @ 9:34AM

ya mean people realy say this shit ???
Yeah..what he said!!!

Scottishtease

Jul 20 @ 10:26AM

Are you close yet, I have to pee...

"Snore, mmgzprg snore"...oh shoot, i fell asleep sorry hun...

Did you come yet?

the sad thing is these are all true, yes men we have really said all of these things & more. Tease.

Looking4ever

Jul 20 @ 10:36AM

ya mean people realy say this shit ???

Apparently they say it to Borty...

NightOfOld

Jul 20 @ 11:06AM

You too Borty ?

ThePurpleProphet

Jul 20 @ 11:51AM

I've heard things like:

Oh how cute, does it really work?

I get implants if you get one.

I hope you just got out of a cold shower.

What am I going to do with that?

Oh, you're joking. Where is the rest of it?

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