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posted 7/19/2008 7:30:53 PM |
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  DangerousCurves999

After heavy consultation Sunshine and I have decided we need sponsors to replace our worn out toys.

Our rabbits are broken and don't quite hop right anymore. Maybe the manufacturer will replace them as they don't last too long. But we don't hold out hopes.

All contributions to the Women of AMD's toy fund gratefully accepted.

DC and Sunshine

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Supakid2

Jul 19 @ 7:35PM  
..... Put me in for a pocket anus
BigFlirt

Jul 19 @ 7:37PM  
Take stolen credit cards? lol
DangerousCurves999

Jul 19 @ 7:38PM  
That fund is for the women of AMD Supakid2. Unless you are thinking of losing your penis and growing breasts...
partytimemary

Jul 19 @ 7:39PM  
And I thought maybe I was just "ultra" hard on mine when it quit on me. DAMN they need to manufacture these things for durability.... Use more than 10 times before the freaking thing breaks!

There is nothing more frustrating then being halfway thru and the damn thing just stops working!!! UGGGGHHHHHH

Scottishtease

Jul 19 @ 7:40PM  
Well, i will donate by sybus as soon as it gets here how about that curves?
DangerousCurves999

Jul 19 @ 7:41PM  
Hmmmmmm I am noticing a pattern here. How many other women have busted their Rabbit in a very short time? Those things are not cheap!! But boy are they a favorite!!!
Supakid2

Jul 19 @ 7:41PM  
Sorry, I'm backing out ....... I'll just keep my penis
DangerousCurves999

Jul 19 @ 7:42PM  
Sybus?
Scottishtease

Jul 19 @ 7:43PM  
It is a machine, that doesn't run on batteries my dear..oh my can anyone please help here...can't send links of it on this site..ok let me try to describe it chuckle...
Scottishtease

Jul 19 @ 7:45PM  
oops i meant a sybian chuckle rofl...
DangerousCurves999

Jul 19 @ 7:48PM  
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh goody.... thank you thank you thank you Tease
clickedanad2

Jul 19 @ 7:48PM  
boy and girl stuff
here's your link, tease
Scottishtease

Jul 19 @ 7:49PM  
A Sybian is a device used mostly by women for autoerotic purposes and sexual stimulation (e.g., masturbation). It consists of a saddle-like seat containing an electric motor connected to a rod that protrudes from a hole in the center.[1] Various phallic objects are specifically designed for the Sybian and can be attached to the rod. The Sybian is designed to vibrate when used, while its attachment weaves around in a circle. This vibration stimulates the clitoris externally, while the penetrative gyration (in a circular motion) stimulates the G-spot. The intensity of either of these actions can be increased or decreased through a control box attached to the Sybian's base with a cord. The combination of the different stimuli can presumably produce more intense orgasms than the user might otherwise be able to experience via more standard autoerotic or other sexual activities.[2]

Ok this is the Wikipedia version o f what a sybian does chuckle...your welcome.
Scottishtease

Jul 19 @ 7:50PM  
Why thank you click..there curves now you have a link & the encyclopedia version chuckle..
missweet

Jul 19 @ 8:17PM  
Can I get in on it! My Rabbits broken too!!!!
Scottishtease

Jul 19 @ 8:26PM  
You will have to discuss that with curves first sweet, she was promised first..chuckle...
aftershox

Jul 19 @ 8:44PM  
Oh my... I wore out my fav rabbit too..

Sunshine79

Jul 19 @ 8:50PM  
A sybian....WOW!!

Someone do something, I need my rabbit!
clickedanad2

Jul 19 @ 8:56PM  
everybody's rabbit broke
doesn't PP mend toys?
wonder what his neighbors would think
dozens of rabbits arriving daily
he'd never have time to heal them
phone ringin' off the hook - is my rabbit ready yet???
Scottishtease

Jul 19 @ 8:58PM  
Alright sunshine, wait your turn it's curves first, then sweet, then you..oh hey when do i get a spin? chuckle...
clickedanad2

Jul 19 @ 8:59PM  
here's where you start
{email address removed}.
tell em you want a rabbit that works this time
Sunshine79

Jul 19 @ 9:00PM  
We should just send back our box full of broken, dead rabbits to their door.......See how PETA likes that when they find out!
Scottishtease

Jul 19 @ 9:01PM  
Hey now click, you just hold on..i already offered the sybian to them...they can fix there fuzzy wee friends later chuckle..j/k.
clickedanad2

Jul 19 @ 9:01PM  
no fair - they removed the address
{email address removed}.
and if it's removed again - it's
{email address removed}
clickedanad2

Jul 19 @ 9:03PM  
fuckers !!!!
info
at
therabbitvibrator
dot
com
Scottishtease

Jul 19 @ 9:22PM  
Oh & for all the men out there I suppose we could be kind & purchase a Venus for them...go take a look at it on click's link chuckle..
Sunshine79

Jul 19 @ 9:42PM  
fuckers !!!!
info
at
therabbitvibrator
dot
com

Finally......
clickedanad2

Jul 19 @ 9:55PM  
yep
it took awhile
but
I finally got it up
StraddleMyNose

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Jul 19 @ 10:46PM  
manwithoutahorse

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Jul 19 @ 10:53PM  
As a registered Fund Raising Consultant I pledge to donate my time to make the Women of AMD's Toy Fund so flush that it can provide every AMD woman with ALL the toys she needs.

We need a chairwoman...Straddle? you available? We can raise them some serious toy money.
manwithoutahorse

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Jul 19 @ 11:03PM  
You gals need rabbit mechanics. A nationwide network of cute, well-hung, rabbit-repairmen. Sunshine and DC will interview them for ability, endurance and creativity. And the good news is, they will pay YOU to work on your rabbits. The only catch is they will want to have you "test" them after they've worked on your personal stimulator bunnies.
DangerousCurves999

Jul 19 @ 11:13PM  
Woohooo Manwithoutahorse!!! You are a champion for our cause. Now PP hasn't rung in on this yet and neither has professor Borty. Hmmm last I heard he was talking about harnessing energy from farts.
manwithoutahorse

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Jul 19 @ 11:18PM  
You got it DC, I want the job of Toy Coordinator and Distributor for the Women of AMD. If I can't get a fantasy or two out of that, I should be autopsied and buried. I'll work for it though
ThePurpleProphet

Jul 19 @ 11:49PM  
For all of you women having rabbit problems, you can borrow me until you get them fixed.
Wordsofwit

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Jul 19 @ 11:58PM  
You can see one in action here.
http://youporn.com/watch/62736

No with tax title and license, you are looking at least $1,500.00 for one all tricked out. But they come with a five year warranty. They also make a sucking/stroking one for guys, but it costs over $800.00.
40DWM

Jul 20 @ 12:01AM  
Gotta say.....I really love these 'joke' blogs...saying how it's soooo
difficult to find a man that can hang.
Pfffttt......no such thing as a man that don't luv pussy. ( 'cept for the gays )
Wordsofwit

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Jul 20 @ 12:06AM  
You know, I am thinking that somebody could make some serious money by investing in a Sybian or two and renting them out after all everything is washable. Deliverable and set up at girlie parties. Perhaps a bed and breakfast for girls that want to have fun that are bi. You know I have a three bedroom house and hmmm
Wordsofwit

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Jul 20 @ 12:36AM  
This may be a better demonstration with Howard Stern.
http://youporn.com/watch/34924
DangerousCurves999

Jul 20 @ 3:26PM  
Ok I emailed them at the link Click gave yesterday with an official complaint from the women of AMD.

I had a reply this morning.



Hi Judi,


Sorry to hear that!


TheRabbitVibrator.com is an official retailer for several different rabbit manufacturers. If a product wasn't purchased directly through us, we won't be able to offer replacement.


But, if you can provide to us the specific models you have, we can let you know which manufacturer to contact for replacement.


Regards,


TheRabbitVibrator.com Customer Care
mrknowuwell

Jul 21 @ 9:45AM  
if i sponsor....does that mean my corporate logo will be prominately displayed.......and u will agree to autogragh signings and public demonstrations??? do tell........i am eager to sponsor
Wordsofwit

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Jul 21 @ 11:42AM  
You know girls, you could probably auction off the broken rabbits on here, maybe throw in some unwashed panties (psst, Bortie).

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