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Too Much Of A Good Thing.......

posted 7/18/2008 10:39:44 AM |
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  Sunshine79

A woman goes to her doctor and tells him that she is so fed up with the lack of sex in her marriage that she is considering divorce. She tells the doctor she has tried everything and her husband just refuses to talk about it. The doctor gives her a perscription and instructs her to crush a pill and put one in his food.

She goes home that night and makes his favorite pot roast. Just before serving it she crushes one of the pills and puts it in his gravy. That night they have sex for the first time in almost a year.

Filled with hope, a few days later she makes another one of his favorites, chicken and dumplings. Just before she serves it she crushes three pills and puts them in his dinner. That night they have wild, off the wall, over and over again, crazy jungle sex. The best ever!!! The woman finally feels that old spark.

A week or so goes by and the woman decides to do it again. This time she doesn't even bother to count the pills she just crushes a big handful and puts it in his soup.

The next morning the doctor that wrote the prescription gets a call from the womans son. "Doctor, doctor! My mom's dead, my sister is pregnant, my asshole hurts, our dog ran away, and Dad is outside yelling "Here kitty kitty."
Moral of the story there can be too much of a good thing!

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Ewe_Wish

Jul 18 @ 10:50AM  
"Here kitty kitty."
Well at that point......I guess.............pussy is pussy.............
1bunny629

Jul 18 @ 10:51AM  
where's the pills!?
onehornytoad69

Jul 18 @ 11:11AM  
NightOfOld

Jul 18 @ 11:13AM  


Just to do those things he needed pills.
Wordsofwit

Jul 18 @ 1:56PM  
I normally love your jokes, even if I have heard them. But frankly, that one was a dud.
Supakid2

Jul 18 @ 2:59PM  
Hot off the press.................................EXTRA, EXTRA read all about it........

I just read that a man that is 35 pounds over his weight limit will lose 1 inch off of his cock .... Lose 70 pounds and gain 2 inches, I suppose .

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, I wonder if that would be true for the clit too .... do skinny women have bigger clits????
shyone_4u699

Jul 18 @ 4:44PM  
Good Job, SunShine!! Thankfully, I've never needed those pills, but it good to know that exist.

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