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Things I'd rather experience over heartache~ posted 7/18/2008 2:29:46 AM | 1 kudo what's this?     report abuse tagged: sad   lunanegra I thought I would find humor in my suffering.I haven't stopped crying for the past few days over my longest-running,yet failed romance,so I stopped this weep-a-thon for a blog.More than likely I will go to bed and cry out the rest of the night but before I do,'Thing I'd rather experience over a heartache'.. -Walk over hot coals wearing gasoline-soaked thigh-hi boots. -Take a rocket launcher to the face. -Taunt some pitbulls while wearing a Michael Vick mask. -Call a female police officer with severe PMS "sugartits". -Have an appointment with a gynecologist aptly named Dr. Rusti Hook -Show up at a KKK rally wearing a 'kill whitey' t-shirt. -Shout out "Play Freebird!" at a death metal concert. -Get the 'Al Green treatment'.For those who don't know,he was a soul-singer who got scalding grits thrown on him and now sings gospel songs,go figure. -Get ripped to shreds by flesh-eating chinchillas. -Get my teeth drilled with a jackhammer. I'm sure there's more I can think of to add,but I'm sure you guys can fill that in for me while I go be depressed somewhere. Copy & paste to friend: (Click inside box; Ctrl + C to copy; Ctrl + V to paste)

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em_tae10	Jul 18 @ 3:28AM
	Sorry for your failed romance but I must say you made me laugh and at 3:30am before I go to sleep is better then crying oneself to sleep so thank you for this blog.
Zanphar	Jul 18 @ 4:06AM
	I've got to say I am sorry for your experiences, and for the laughs. I wish you the best of luck.
lunanegra	Jul 18 @ 4:42AM
	Yeah,glad I could be of some help.Rather humor people than make them sad..
Sunshine79	Jul 18 @ 10:01AM
	Wait a minute here.....who's ass do we gotta kick for you being so damn sad??
lunanegra	Jul 18 @ 12:52PM
	One ticket to Fort Lauderdale,I'll even give you directions to his house.
Detach	Jul 18 @ 1:16PM
	Wow. That's quite an exaggeration. I personally would rather feel the heartbreak than experience most of the stuff on your list.
lunanegra	Jul 18 @ 1:30PM
	Yeah,its hyperbole and some of it is potentially painful...ok,not potentially painful but totally painful.But how bad is someone you hope to have had a future saying there was nothing between you whatsoever,then they quickly start up something new with another? Ok,I'd say: I'd rather do a faceplant into a mound of fire ants,that one seems plausible.
lunanegra	Jul 18 @ 5:17PM
	Come on now,not even a snicker,a chuckle?
StraddleMyNose	Jul 18 @ 8:02PM
	Take a rocket launcher to the face. Damn, now that would hurt! lol
lunanegra	Jul 18 @ 8:07PM
	Yeah,it would hurt.Permanently.