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7 Degrees Of Blonde.....LMAO!!

posted 7/17/2008 11:11:11 PM |
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  Sunshine79

FIRST DEGREE
A married couple were asleep when the phone rang
at 2 in the morning.

The very blonde wife picked up the phone,
listened a moment and said 'How should I know, that's 200 miles
from here!' and hung up.


The husband said, 'Who was that?'

The wife answered, 'I don't know, some woman wanting to know
if the coast were clear.

'

SECOND DEGREE
Two blondes are walking down the street.

One notices a compact on the
sidewalk and leans down to pick it up.

She opens it, looks in the mirror
and says, 'Hmm, this person looks familiar.

'

The second blonde says, 'Here, let me see!'

So, the first blonde hands her the compact.



The second blonde looks in the mirror and says, 'You dummy, it's me!'

THIRD DEGREE
A blonde suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her, so she goes out and
buys a gun.

She goes to his apartment unexpectedly and when she opens the
door she finds him in the arms of a redhead.

Well, the blonde is really
angry.

She opens her purse to take out the gun, and as she does so,she is
overcome with grief. She takes the gun and puts it to her head.



The boyfriend yells, 'No, honey, don't do it!!!'

The blonde replies, 'Shut up, you're next!'

FOURTH DEGREE
A blonde was bragging about her knowledge of state capitals.


She proudly says, 'Go ahead, ask me, ... I know 'em all.

'

A friend says, 'OK, what's the capital of Wisconsin ?'

The blonde replies, 'Oh, that's easy . it's W.

'

FIFTH DEGREE
Q: What did the blonde ask her doctor when he told her she was pregnant?
A: 'Is it mine?'

SIXTH DEGREE
Bambi, a blonde in her fourth year as a UCLA Freshman, sat in her US
Government class.

The professor asked Bambi if she knew what
Roe vs. Wade was about.



Bambi pondered the question; then, finally, said, 'That was the decision
George Washington had to make before he crossed the Delaware .

'

SEVENTH DEGREE
Returning home from work, a blonde was shocked to find her house
ransacked and burglarized.

She telephoned the police at once and
reported the crime.

The police dispatcher broadcast the call on the radio,
and a K-9 unit, patrolling nearby, was the first to respond.



As the K-9 officer approached the house with his dog on a leash, the blonde
ran out on the porch, shuddered at the sight of the cop and his dog, then
sat down on the steps.

Putting her face in her hands, she moaned, 'I come
home to find all my possessions stolen.

I call the police for help, and what do
they do? They send me a BLIND policeman!'

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clickedanad2

Jul 17 @ 11:18PM  
can only give you one
doesn't seem right
7 grins - 1 greenie
Ewe_Wish

Jul 17 @ 11:20PM  
Uh oh your going to be in big trouble if CasuallyLooking comes online and sees all these blond jokes..................... Dont tell her but i was LMAO over them...... kudos
themama

Jul 17 @ 11:21PM  
Never heard these ones.. they got me laughing so hard.... Thank you....
geena

Jul 17 @ 11:26PM  
Sunshine79

Jul 17 @ 11:42PM  
I had to share these!
NightOfOld

Jul 17 @ 11:48PM  


kudo
casuallylooking

Jul 18 @ 1:17AM  
A hem...
onehornytoad69

Jul 18 @ 5:48AM  

Awesome!! Thx!!!
shyone_4u699

Jul 18 @ 8:09AM  
SunShine! Thanks for sharing. I had to stop laughing to give you a kudo!!
StraddleMyNose

Jul 18 @ 8:05PM  

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