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posted 7/17/2008 10:55:16 PM |
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  devil_is_in

Supposedly, these are actual advertisements that have appeared in papers across the country.

Lost: small apricot poodle. Reward. Neutered. Like one of the family.

A superb and inexpensive restaurant. Fine food expertly served by waitresses in appetizing forms.

Dinner Special -- Turkey $2.35; Chicken or Beef $2.25; Children $2.00.

For sale: an antique desk suitable for lady with thick legs and large drawers.

Four-poster bed, 101 years old. Perfect for antique lover.

Now is your chance to have your ears pierced and get an extra pair to take home, too.

Wanted: 50 girls for stripping machine operators in factory.

Wanted: Unmarried girls to pick fresh fruit and produce at night.

We do not tear your clothing with machinery. We do it carefully by hand.

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clickedanad2

Jul 17 @ 11:01PM  
this gets ya a greenie
devil_is_in

Jul 17 @ 11:13PM  
lost you but cool! lol
themama

Jul 17 @ 11:16PM  
those are good.. Funny how they mess up that bad.....

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