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A fart it is a pleasant thing,
It gives the belly ease,
It warms the bed in winter,
And suffocates the fleas.
A fart can be quiet,
A fart can be loud,
Some leave a powerful,
Poisonous cloud
A fart can be short,
Or a fart can be long,
Some farts have been known
To sound like a song......
A fart can create
A most curious medley,
A fart can be harmless,
Or silent and deadly.
A fart might not smell,
While others are vile,
A fart may pass quickly,
Or linger a while......
A fart can occur
In a number of places,
And leave everyone there,
With strange looks on their faces.
From wide-open prairie,
To small elevators,
A fart will find all of
Us sooner or later.
But farts are all bad,
Is simply not true-
We must never forget.......
Sweet old farts like you!
Kinda brings a tear to your eye, doesn't it? 
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Wordsofwit
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Jul 17 @ 7:49AM
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Well, I ripped a fart on Straddle
It was long and loud
Then that sucker started stinkin'
And left him in a brown cloud
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samclaunts
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Jul 17 @ 7:55AM
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Wordsofwit
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Jul 17 @ 7:59AM
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In an ironic coincidence, this morning I woke up because of the stench from a foul fart one of the dogs (probably the rottie) let in bed. Ewwww. Not the first time it has happened. I suspect that it came as a result of letting them have some old leftover spaghetti sauce I had pulled out of the fridge last night.
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1bunny629
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Jul 17 @ 8:00AM
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And now you know the reason for Global Warming! 
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Ewe_Wish
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Jul 17 @ 10:07AM
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Your such a little Stinker.......Sunshine..........
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Sunshine79
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Jul 17 @ 10:23AM
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Well, I ripped a fart on Straddle
It was long and loud
Then that sucker started stinkin'
And left him in a brown cloud
I love it!! 
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themama
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Jul 17 @ 10:25AM
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Let it rip.....
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manwithoutahorse
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Jul 17 @ 10:30AM
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Too funny. And I have been feeling old lately.
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DangerousCurves999
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Jul 17 @ 10:30AM
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And the reason they smell........
.... is so blind people can enjoy them too.
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Wordsofwit
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Jul 17 @ 10:50AM
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And the reason they smell.... is so blind people can enjoy them too.
Don't you mean deaf? I don't recall actually seeing one unless you count the bubbles in the bath tub, swimming pool, or hot tub.
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Sunshine79
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Jul 17 @ 11:47AM
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And the reason they smell.... is so blind people can enjoy them too.
Don't you mean deaf? I don't recall actually seeing one unless you count the bubbles in the bath tub, swimming pool, or hot tub.
LMAO.....LOL .......... ............ ............
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DangerousCurves999
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Jul 17 @ 12:37PM
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No.. the silent but violent stealth "whodunnit" farts can't be heard
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Wordsofwit
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Jul 17 @ 4:28PM
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The secret to the perfect crime in the case of a silent killer in an elevator or crowded area is to be the second person to make a face and look around at others disapprovingly without grinning or laughing.
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lunanegra
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Jul 17 @ 5:47PM
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The secret to the perfect crime in the case of a silent killer in an elevator or crowded area is to be the second person to make a face and look around at others disapprovingly without grinning or laughing.
Reminds me of two things:
The scene in Liar,Liar when Jim Carey leaves the elevator,turns around and says:"It was MEE!!" Anyone who has seen that movie knows what I'm talking about.
And when I was in a crowded,cramped hall in HS,I cut a silent one and walked away leaving the people pointing fingers in bewilderment and blame.Good times.
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Wordsofwit
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Jul 17 @ 6:38PM
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Good times.
I must admit that I recall several, some going back decades, that still produce a grin and giggle even now.
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borty293
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Jul 18 @ 2:04AM
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Can you imagine how many people in the world are farting right now? If we could harness the energy it would eliminate the need for fossil fuels....something I'm working on as we speak... 
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StraddleMyNose
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Jul 18 @ 8:21PM
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Well, I ripped a fart on Straddle
It was long and loud
Then that sucker started stinkin'
And left him in a brown cloud
Another tasteless comment from someone who loves to take those "shotgun shits"!
Megan, delete my previous comment since I screwed up the quote part. lol
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BritnBrat
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Jul 21 @ 12:49PM
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There is a little gust of wind
which passes through the heart
and when it reaches open air
it is sometimes called a fart
A fart is very useful
it gives a person ease
it warms their little panties
and paralyses fleas
My cousin told me this when I was a kid! (Brit)
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