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Help for Borty

posted 7/16/2008 10:42:06 PM |

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hornytoad55

I felt so bad about Borty loosing his dinky. I wanted to help him with the problem. I did some research on Male's dinky falling off, and I would like to share it with Borty and the other men on this site. I went to 5 youth centers here in the Houston area. Since they always are holding their dinky I figured they would know the answers. So I take their word as gospel.
They said wearing your pants around your waste puts a lot of unnecessary presser on you stuff. (dinky) It also stops you from getting the proper hold on it and some times it will fall off. Their opinion is if you wear your pants down around your hips you can easily get the proper hold on your stuff to keep out on the dirt. ( keep your dinky from falling off ) I hope all the men find this info useful.

Ken

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onehornytoad69

Jul 16 @ 10:46PM

Thx for the Info.. but Boorty is the Lucky one!!! Think about it!!!

Ewe_Wish

Jul 16 @ 11:06PM

So what your saying is ............that Borty needs to look like the cable man??

1bunny629

Jul 16 @ 11:32PM

Your going to loose it anyway, so Why? Look stupid with your pants hangin down? How do they run away from the cops after they rob a bank when they have their pants hangin around their hips?!

hornytoad55

Jul 16 @ 11:35PM

You got it right Ewe.

hornytoad55

Jul 16 @ 11:37PM

Bunny it doesn't matter if you get busted as long as you dinky doesn'y fall off!!!

clickedanad2

Jul 16 @ 11:49PM

How do they run away from the cops after they rob a bank when they have their pants hangin around their hips?!
first they rob a convenient store
then they're caught on camera trying to run away
next they hit it big on youtube and then
they sign the record contract
all accomplished without losing their dinky
they lose their dinky in the divorce

borty293

Jul 17 @ 2:07AM

Thanks for the info on the reason my dinky feel off Hornytoad....if I ever get my dinky out of Softys fridge ...I'm gonna buy the baggiest pants I can find at Walmart...think I'll skip robbing the convenience store tho...at my age I haven't been doing too much running lately....

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