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Boy, Go git yer Momma!!!

posted 7/16/2008 8:45:16 PM |
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  Sunshine79

A redneck family from the hills (of deliverance) was visiting the city and they were in a mall for the first time in their lives.

The father and son were strolling around while the wife shopped. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and then slide back together again.

The boy asked, 'Paw, what's at?'

The father (never having seen an elevator) responded, 'Son, I dunno. I ain't never seen anything like that in my whole life, I ain't got no idea'r what it is.'

While the boy and his father were watching with amazement, a fat old lady in a wheel chair rolled up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened and the lady rolled between them into a small room. The walls closed and the boy and his father watched the small circular number above the walls light up sequentially. They continued to watch until it reached the last number and then the numbers began to light in the reverse order.

Then the walls opened up again and a gorgeous, voluptuous 24 year-old blonde woman stepped out.

The father, not taking his eyes off the young woman, said quietly to his son .....

'Boy.................. .go git yer Momma'...............

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justpassinthru

Jul 16 @ 9:07PM  
funny!!!
onehornytoad69

Jul 16 @ 9:09PM  
casuallylooking

Jul 16 @ 9:36PM  
lmao
manwithoutahorse

Jul 16 @ 10:14PM  
I think I know that family.
themama

Jul 16 @ 11:09PM  
Oh my... That was just to funny...
hornytoad55

Jul 17 @ 12:17AM  
a Kudo for you

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