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posted 7/16/2008 7:00:27 PM |
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  justpassinthru

Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone.

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Man who run in front of car get tired.

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Man who run behind car get exhausted.

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Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.

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Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.

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Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.

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Man with one chopstick go hungry.

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Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails.

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Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.

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Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk.

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Panties not best thing on earth! But next to best thing on earth.

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War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.
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Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.

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Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.

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It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.

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Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.

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Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.

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Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.

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Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.

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Man who fart in church sit in own pew.

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Crowded elevator smell different to midget.

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Ewe_Wish

Jul 16 @ 7:18PM  
onehornytoad69

Jul 16 @ 8:35PM  

Awesome!!!! Tosses ya a Kudo!!!!
ynot7769

May 24 @ 5:10PM  
Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone.

i hear there's PLENTY of pricks on here.....
theSkwirl

May 24 @ 6:50PM  
Not so many virgins though.
ynot7769

May 24 @ 8:28PM  
Not so many virgins though

good point..omg is this one of dem dar highjackings takin place??

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