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Dr. Seuss Purity Test----Are YOU Brave Enuff?

posted 7/16/2008 6:13:20 PM |
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  Sunshine79

Have you done it on a boat?
Have you done it with a goat?


Have you done it in a bed?
Have you done it with the dead?


Have you done it in the ass?
Have you done it, high on grass?


Have you done it in the car?
Have you simply gone too far?


Have you done it on the beach?
Have you done it with the teach?


Have you done it on your back?
Have you done it strapped to a rack?


Have you done it in a box?
Have you done it with a fox?


Have you done it in a tree?
Have you done it with more than three?


Have you done it in the rain?
Have you done it for the pain?


Have you done it 'tween the tits?
Have you done it wearing mitts?


Have you done it packed in rubber?
Have you done it undercover?


Have you done it on a perch?
Have you done it in a church?


Have you done it with a virgin?
Have you done it with a sturgeon?


Have you done it with ropes and chains?
Have you done it while insane?


Have you done it on the stage?
Have you done it underage?


Have you done it with all your friends?
Have you done it in both ends?


Have you done it with your dog?
Have you done it on a log?


Have you done it under clamps?
Have you done it with the lamps?


Have you done it without style?
Have you done it for all to see?
Have you ever had VD?


Have you done it on Mother's couch?
Have you done it in your mouth?


Have you done it while on tape?
Have you done it out of shape?


Have you done it on live TV?
Have you done it whilst you pee?


Have you done it in the gym?
Have you done it on a whim?


Have you done it on a dare?
Do you really think we care?


Answer these and count your "no"s,
pray this number never grows.
Fifty questions we asked thee,
score times two is your Purity.

Post your score!!

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ThePurpleProphet

Jul 16 @ 6:43PM  
35 no's times 2 equals 70. Is that good?
Ewe_Wish

Jul 16 @ 6:50PM  
32 x 2 is 64.............now all i want to know is if i am more pure than Purpleprophet..........
Sunshine79

Jul 16 @ 7:08PM  
Hmmm...assuming it's out of 100.....and 0 is the bestest....your more pure!!
ThePurpleProphet

Jul 16 @ 7:47PM  
I think if you answer no to all of them you will get 100 which means you are pure. So the lower the number the less pure you are. So that means I'm most purist.
Ewe_Wish

Jul 16 @ 7:52PM  
Alright PP start recounting and this time try to be a bit more honest............
1bunny629

Jul 16 @ 7:59PM  
No trees, no boxes, no animals, not friends...can't do kids and the rest unsaid...I will not indulge you more for I have once and more been called a whore.
luscious_bbwpa

Jul 16 @ 9:11PM  
39x2=78% pure..hmmmm is that good or bad? LOL
onehornytoad69

Jul 16 @ 9:21PM  
64...
NightOfOld

Jul 16 @ 9:24PM  


Sad to say a 62, but that's not counting me and you.
scotsavant

Jul 16 @ 9:59PM  
14X2=24

Uh Oh, I"ve been a bad, bad boy...
manwithoutahorse

Jul 16 @ 9:59PM  
More than fifty, less than sixty,
I feel so inadequate.
I've done it on a log,
But I won't do it with my dog.
manwithoutahorse

Jul 16 @ 10:00PM  
Shit. that was my "yes's". guess I'm not so pure.
themama

Jul 16 @ 11:03PM  
Hmmm 34.. I guess I'm not pure but had fun while at it.....
strangephish

Jul 18 @ 2:50PM  
50 for me so good to know I'm right in the middle

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Dr. Seuss Purity Test----Are YOU Brave Enuff?