Toy cleaning, inspecting and repair posted 7/15/2008 1:39:01 PM | 0 kudos what's this?     report abuse

ThePurpleProphet

Sex Blog Saturdays, The Prototype, GPS products Carmen, Carmine and PomPom, The Miracle Pill and the The Toy Cleaning Service are all products of The Purple Prophet Inc. Well the toy cleaning service didn't turn out the way I planned so I'm adding a few services to this.

Our expert technicians will come to your house, inspect, clean and repair your toys. Battery replacement, although not free, is also a service provided. After the toys are all serviced and ready to go we will use each one on you in a unique way you had never thought of before. And to prove that each of yours toys are performing at their peak are technicians will give you an orgasm with each toy in your house, up to a maximum of 10.

And don't forget, we will still you train your husbands in the proper use of your toys. We want you to get the ultimate satisfaction that keeps giving and giving.

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