The Organist posted 7/15/2008 7:44:39 AM | 1 kudo what's this?     report abuse

shyone_4u699

Baptist Church in North Carolina

There was a Baptist Church in North Carolina that had a very big-busted organist. Her breasts were so huge that they bounced and jiggled while she played the organ.

Unfortunately, she distracted the congregation considerably. The very proper church ladies were appalled. They said something had to be done about this or they would have to get another organist.

One of the ladies approached her very discreetly and told her to mash up some green persimmons, and rub them on her breasts and maybe they would shrink in size, but warned her not to eat any because they are so sour they will make your mouth pucker up and you won't be able to talk properly for a while.

She agreed to try it.

The following Sunday morning the minister got up on the pulpit and said, "Dewto thircumsthanthis b'wond my contwol, ve vill not haf a thermon t'day."

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