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Embarassing Accident

posted 7/15/2008 6:01:57 AM |
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  borty293

My dinky fell off in the produce department at Safeways ...so I just left it there on the floor...wasn't using the damn thing anyways. Hope nobody slips and falls on it ...with all this DNA tracing, they might trace it back to me and then I would be facing an embarassing law suite. And you think you have problems...

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Sunshine79

Jul 15 @ 7:56AM  
I hope I'm the first to find it.....I'm gonna carry it in my pocket and use it till it's really broken!!!
Lisa46

Jul 15 @ 8:40AM  
poor Borty you lost your dinky
ThePurpleProphet

Jul 15 @ 9:03AM  
Borty, my man. I have just the solution for you. In my robot manufacturing plant we have some spare parts. Each of these spare parts has it's own microchip. Essentially it's own brain. So if an attractive woman walks by your new member react on it's own. The cool thing you can control it's size. You have total control over how long it gets and the girth. Another nice feature, they self attach to the host and they are guaranteed forever. And because I like you I'll send you one of our robots for free so you can test you new member out. I hope everything works out with this.
themama

Jul 15 @ 10:04AM  
Ahhhhhh.. Poor Borty..... Hmmm now where did you lose it???? HEHEHEHE
sugarnspice005

Jul 15 @ 11:12AM  
Borty,Borty,Borty! How many times do you have to be told to keep a better "grip" on that?

Now I'm gonna have to let Nacho know you didn't heed her advice....you know how that squirrel can get......


soft_touch938

Jul 15 @ 11:47AM  
OMG! I found it among the cukes and bought it and it is awesome...never wilts or shrivels up and stays nice and fresh in the fridge and it just keeps going and going and going................................ Thanks Borty....no...you can't have it back!!!
StraddleMyNose

Jul 15 @ 5:49PM  
Now Softy, be nice. He needs it back!
SweetWineO

Jul 15 @ 6:06PM  
Soft touch....just dont freeze him.... not a good idea...lol

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