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Little Old Lady In A Sex Shop...LMAO! posted 7/14/2008 9:04:27 PM | 2 kudos what's this?     report abuse tagged: joke, sunshine   Sunshine79 ............. .............. ............. ............. ........ ... A little old lady, well into her eighties, slowly enters the front door of a sex shop. Obviously very unstable on her feet, she wobbles the few feet across the store to the counter. Finally arriving at the counter and grabbing it for support, stuttering she asks the sales clerk: 'Dddoo youu hhhave ddiilldos?' The clerk, politely trying not to burst out laughing, replies: 'Yes we do have dildos. Actually we carry many different models.' The old woman then asks: 'Dddddoo yyyouu ccaarry a pppinkk onne, tttenn inchessss llong a a and aabbout twoo inchess ththiick... aaand rruns by bbaatteries? The clerk responds, 'Yes we do' She asks: 'Dddoo yyoooouu kknnoooww hhhow ttoo ttturrrnnn ttthe ssunoooffabbitch offffff?' ........... .......... .............. .............. .......... ... Copy & paste to friend: (Click inside box; Ctrl + C to copy; Ctrl + V to paste)

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StraddleMyNose	Jul 14 @ 9:10PM
	Megan, where the hell do you get these jokes from?
sugarnspice005	Jul 14 @ 9:13PM
NightOfOld	Jul 14 @ 9:31PM
	Heared this one babe, but still funny.
buatbu	Jul 14 @ 9:34PM
	Ture story about an 82 year old lady. This weekend I was helping a bunch of high school kids run a Bake Sale that was all home made. The breads were all kinds and we had sold out of most of them but had one loaf of "beer bread" left. This 82 year old lady told the teen age girl "I better not buy that, one beer and I'm ready for bed, two beers and I'm ready for anyone's bed"
StraddleMyNose	Jul 14 @ 9:38PM
	This 82 year old lady told the teen age girl "I better not buy that, one beer and I'm ready for bed, two beers and I'm ready for anyone's bed"
BigFlirt	Jul 14 @ 9:48PM
	That was good....
ABrownEyedScorpio	Jul 14 @ 9:55PM
	Excellent! *Embarrassing fact here* I was in a long term relationship for 12 1/2 years. When I was 27, my friend took me into the "Toy Shop" for the first time. I started laughing so uncontrollably the clerk asked my friends to please take me outside until I got a grip on myself. They had to carry me out. Great joke...here's a greenie!
clickedanad2	Jul 14 @ 10:25PM
	ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww ickyickyickyicky yuck to turn it off he'd have to take it out it's your fault that visual popped into my empty little head you oughtta be spanked young lady here's your greenie
girlcountry	Jul 14 @ 10:48PM
	But click....she LIKES being spanked!!!!
Sunshine79	Jul 15 @ 7:48AM
	This 82 year old lady told the teen age girl "I better not buy that, one beer and I'm ready for bed, two beers and I'm ready for anyone's bed" That's so freakin' cute!!!
Sunshine79	Jul 15 @ 7:50AM
	it's your fault that visual popped into my empty little head you oughtta be spanked young lady But click....she LIKES being spanked!!!! Wow....how you all know me so well.....NOW WHERE IS MY SPANKING!!!
onehornytoad69	Jul 15 @ 8:06AM
	Good one!!! Thx...