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Little Old Lady In A Sex Shop...LMAO!

posted 7/14/2008 9:04:27 PM |
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  Sunshine79

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A little old lady, well into her eighties, slowly enters the front
door of a sex shop. Obviously very unstable on her feet,

she wobbles the few feet across the store to the counter.

Finally arriving at the counter and grabbing it for support,
stuttering she asks the sales clerk:

'Dddoo youu hhhave ddiilldos?'

The clerk, politely trying not to burst out laughing, replies:

'Yes we do have dildos. Actually we carry many different models.'

The old woman then asks:

'Dddddoo yyyouu ccaarry a pppinkk onne,
tttenn inchessss llong a a and aabbout twoo inchess ththiick...
aaand rruns by bbaatteries?

The clerk responds,

'Yes we do'

She asks:

'Dddoo yyoooouu kknnoooww hhhow ttoo

ttturrrnnn ttthe ssunoooffabbitch offffff
?'


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StraddleMyNose

Jul 14 @ 9:10PM  
Megan, where the hell do you get these jokes from?
sugarnspice005

Jul 14 @ 9:13PM  
NightOfOld

Jul 14 @ 9:31PM  

Heared this one babe, but still funny.
buatbu

Jul 14 @ 9:34PM  
Ture story about an 82 year old lady. This weekend I was helping a bunch of high school kids run a Bake Sale that was all home made. The breads were all kinds and we had sold out of most of them but had one loaf of "beer bread" left.
This 82 year old lady told the teen age girl "I better not buy that, one beer and I'm ready for bed, two beers and I'm ready for anyone's bed"
StraddleMyNose

Jul 14 @ 9:38PM  
This 82 year old lady told the teen age girl "I better not buy that, one beer and I'm ready for bed, two beers and I'm ready for anyone's bed"

BigFlirt

Jul 14 @ 9:48PM  
That was good....
ABrownEyedScorpio

Jul 14 @ 9:55PM  
Excellent!

*Embarrassing fact here*

I was in a long term relationship for 12 1/2 years. When I was 27, my friend took me into the "Toy Shop" for the first time. I started laughing so uncontrollably the clerk asked my friends to please take me outside until I got a grip on myself. They had to carry me out.

Great joke...here's a greenie!
clickedanad2

Jul 14 @ 10:25PM  
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
ickyickyickyicky
yuck
to turn it off he'd have to take it out
it's your fault that visual popped into my empty little head
you oughtta be spanked young lady
here's your greenie
girlcountry

Jul 14 @ 10:48PM  
But click....she LIKES being spanked!!!!
Sunshine79

Jul 15 @ 7:48AM  
This 82 year old lady told the teen age girl "I better not buy that, one beer and I'm ready for bed, two beers and I'm ready for anyone's bed"

That's so freakin' cute!!!
Sunshine79

Jul 15 @ 7:50AM  
it's your fault that visual popped into my empty little head
you oughtta be spanked young lady


But click....she LIKES being spanked!!!!


Wow....how you all know me so well.....NOW WHERE IS MY SPANKING!!!
onehornytoad69

Jul 15 @ 8:06AM  

Good one!!! Thx...

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