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posted 7/14/2008 6:34:49 PM |
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A very loud, unattractive, butt ugly, mean-acting woman walked into Wal-Mart with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.

The Wal-Mart Greeter said pleasantly, 'Good morning and welcome to Wal-Mart.
Nice children you have there. Are they twins?'

The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'Hell no! They ain't twins. The oldest one's 9 and the other one's 7. Why the hell would you think they're twins? Are you blind or just plain stupid?'

'I am neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am,' replied the greeter. 'I just couldn't believe you got laid twice. Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart.'

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StraddleMyNose

Jul 14 @ 7:13PM  
girlcountry

Jul 14 @ 7:40PM  
Good one!!
girlcountry

Jul 14 @ 7:42PM  
I forgot to ask...can I be a Wal-Mart greeter when I grow up? Please?
sugarnspice005

Jul 14 @ 8:12PM  
missweet

Jul 14 @ 8:29PM  
That is too true!!!!!
luscious_bbwpa

Jul 14 @ 9:37PM  
clickedanad2

Jul 14 @ 10:19PM  
that gets a greenie
1bunny629

Jul 14 @ 10:46PM  
Don't you love Honesty!
onehornytoad69

Jul 15 @ 8:09AM  

Good one!!! Thx!

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