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My first Blog - The Executive Decision

posted 7/13/2008 3:40:36 PM |
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An executive was pondering over a hard decision. He had to get rid of one of his staff. He had narrowed it down to one of two people, Debra or Jack. It would be a hard decision to make, as they were both equally qualified and both did excellent work. He finally decided that in the morning whichever one used the water cooler first would have to go.

Debra came in the next morning, hugely hung over after partying all night. She went to the cooler to get some water to take an aspirin and the executive approached her and said, "Debra, I've never done this before, but I have to lay you or Jack off."

Debra replied, "Could you jack off? I feel like shit."

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Wordsofwit

Jul 13 @ 3:59PM  
Welcome aboard. This is a pretty good joke. Unfortunately, it has already been posted on here a couple of times in the past few months. Jokes don't get nearly as many views as they used to for some reason. Until you have been on for a while to take in which ones have been posted, it is a good idea to maybe run the joke by some buds on here who could tell you if it has been on here recently as posting a rerun joke is a failed bit.

You will also discover that many people will not comment unless you have your preferences set to automatically approve all comments.
mysteriadeleria

Jul 13 @ 4:43PM  
that is pretty dang funny, of course a whole new window opens for the boss, I bet he keeps debra on. lol
partytimemary

Jul 13 @ 8:30PM  
Too funny! I liked it!
onehornytoad69

Jul 13 @ 9:55PM  
Its an Oldie.. but a goodie!! Thx!

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