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Harley Davidson & God ( For all the bikers and men)

posted 7/12/2008 7:48:22 AM |
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  Sunshine79

The inventor of the Harley-Davidson motorcycle, Arthur Davidson,
died and went to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter told Arthur. “Because
you’ve been such a good man and your motorcycles have changed the world, your
reward is, to hang out with anyone you want in Heaven.”
Arthur thought about it for a minute and then said, “I want to hang out
with God.”

St. Peter took Arthur to the Throne Room, and introduced him to God.
Of course, God recognized Arthur and commented, “Okay, so you were the
one who invented the Harley-Davidson motorcycle?”
Arthur said, “Yeah, that’s me….”
God commented: “Well, ! what’s the big deal in inventing something
that’s pretty unstable, makes noise and pollution and can’t run without
a road?”

Arthur was embarrassed, but finally spoke, “Excuse me, but aren’t you
the inventor of woman?”
God said, ” Ah, yes.”

“Well ,” said Arthur, “Professional to professional, there are some
major design flaws in your invention: There’s too much inconsistency in the front-end protrusion.
It chatters constantly at high speeds. Most rear ends are too soft and wobble too much.
The intake is placed way too close to the exhaust. And the maintenance costs are outrageous!!!!

” Hmmmmm, you may have some good points there,” replied God, “hold on.”

God went to his Celestial supercomputer, typed in a few words and waited for the results.

The computer printed out a slip of paper and God read it. “Well, it may be true that my invention is flawed,” God said to Arthur, “but according to these numbers, more men are riding my invention than yours!

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wtxman

Jul 12 @ 8:12AM  
..and you have done it again,kudos to you for keeping an already wonderful day going in the right direction
casuallylooking

Jul 12 @ 9:19AM  
Okay, so you know I had to read this...What?!....It's about Harleys...

As usual, kudos to you Sunshine..
manwithoutahorse

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Jul 12 @ 10:56AM  
Thanks Sunshine. You've helped me clarify my new theme for life. "I gotta get me one of those". of maybe both, in this case.
themama

Jul 12 @ 1:56PM  
Kudos to you.. that was great...
paulywalnuts

Jul 12 @ 3:09PM  
Subshine you are the best
NightOfOld

Jul 12 @ 3:31PM  

Kudo's for a good one darling.
StraddleMyNose

Jul 12 @ 6:17PM  
Good one!

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