lit' johnny posted 7/12/2008 7:18:40 AM | 0 kudos what's this?     report abuse

peachpuzzah

LITTLE JOHNY STRIKES
AGAIN


The teacher asks kindergarten
students what kind of medicines they know and what
they are used for.


First pupil: 'Tylenol?'


Teacher: 'Very good! And what
is it used for?'

Pupil: 'It is used for
headaches'

Second pupil: 'Nytol
Teacher'

Teacher: 'Excellent. And what
it is used for?'

Pupil: 'To help you
sleep'

Now it is Johnny's turn and
he says: 'Viagra'

Teacher, slightly shocked:
'Johnny, What do you think is it used
for?'

Johnny: 'It can be used for
diarrhea'

Teacher: 'Who told you
this?'

Johnny: 'Nobody, but every
evening my mother tells my father
...

'Take a Viagra, maybe that little
shit will get
harder'

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