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posted 7/11/2008 9:27:44 PM |
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  Sunshine79

Here's your refresher course.........


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The liquid inside young coconuts can be used as a substitute for Blood plasma.
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No piece of paper can be folded in half

more than seven (7) times. Oh go ahead...I'll wait...~
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Donkeys kill more people annually

Than plane crashes or shark attacks. (Watch your Ass!)
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You burn more calories sleeping

than you do watching television.
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Oak trees do not produce acorns until they are fifty (50) years of age or older.
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The first product to have a bar code

was Wrigley's gum.
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The King of Hearts is the only king

WITHOUT A MOUSTACHE
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American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one (1) olive

from each salad served in first-class.
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Venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise.

(Since Venus is normally associated with women,what does this tell you!)
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Apples, not caffeine,

are more efficient at waking you up in the morning.
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Most dust particles in your house are made from

DEAD SKIN!
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The first owner of the Marlboro Company died of lung cancer.

So did the first 'Marlboro Man'
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Walt Disney was afraid

OF MICE!
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PEARLS MELT

IN VINEGAR!
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The three most valuable brand names on earth: Marlboro, Coca Cola and Budweiser, in that order.
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It is possible to lead a cow upstairs...

but, not downstairs.
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A duck's quack doesn't echo,

and no one knows why.
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Dentists have recommended that a toothbrush be kept at least six (6) feet away from a toilet to avoid airborne particles resulting from the flush.

(I keep my toothbrush in the living room now!)
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Richard Millhouse Nixon

was the first U.S. president whose name contains all the letters from the word 'criminal.'
(who thinks up this stuff???)

The second?
William Jefferson Clinton

(Please don't tell me you're SURPRISED!!!)
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And the best for last....

Turtles can breathe through their butts.
(I know some people like that, don't YOU?)

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asnet

Jul 11 @ 9:49PM  
oink!!oink!!!
Ashinatrix

Jul 11 @ 10:03PM  
I just love your funky-facts postings!!

Think I was aware of most of those except the jackass one.......

Speaking of jackasses.....I really don't get asnet's oink reference....
clickedanad2

Jul 11 @ 10:16PM  
Speaking of jackasses.....I really don't get asnet's oink reference....
I guess he isn't a turtle
wtxman

Jul 12 @ 12:20AM  
Megan, you really do need to get laid...surely you have better things to do than make us LOFAO
bkaw810

Jul 12 @ 12:51AM  
i don't know anyone who breathes out there butt, but i do know people who talk a lotta shit.
is that the same thing?
rnj1013

Jul 12 @ 5:27AM  
I knew all of these already

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