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posted 7/11/2008 4:30:41 AM |
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Yahoooo....Well folks the Calgary Stampede is in full swing and needless to say I have a Panty Booth right in the middle of all the action.

The pack of pantie seeds are selling like hot cakes, mostly to farmers, so you can expect to see an awesome array of edible panties across the vast expanse of Albetta. What a colorful sight that will be and I'm sure it will remind me of the mescaline days of the sixties...

Surprizingly many of the cowboys are buying the Macho Vibrating Panties with the ass inflator bladder. They say they are much more comfortable for riding horses. Many of the cowboys are trashing their cowboys hats in favor of my patented Tinfoil Hats complete with Christmas tree lights.

Well folks ...all I got left to say is Howdy Partner ...yours Professor Pan.T.Borty

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Jul 11 @ 4:35AM  
Did you ever develop a "Thong" strain of panyie seeds?

Jul 11 @ 8:51AM  
are you sure you tested these good??? I mean umm

Jul 11 @ 8:59AM  
Wow.....Sounds like some happy cowboys!

Jul 11 @ 9:17AM  
the Macho Vibrating Panties with the ass inflator bladder
could've used a pair of those the other day
bikers have butts too
cowboys get "ridden" - bikers get "numb butt"
save our butts, Borty ! ! !

Jul 11 @ 10:36AM  
Borty!! I missed you....

cowboys get "ridden" - bikers get "numb butt"
Good point...
So, should we change the lyrics to something like ..umm.. why just ride a cowboy when you can vibrate on a biker?

Jul 11 @ 4:32PM  
Kim wants that refund you had been promising her...

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