Ride Im Cowboys posted 7/11/2008 4:30:41 AM | 0 kudos what's this?     report abuse

borty293

Yahoooo....Well folks the Calgary Stampede is in full swing and needless to say I have a Panty Booth right in the middle of all the action.

The pack of pantie seeds are selling like hot cakes, mostly to farmers, so you can expect to see an awesome array of edible panties across the vast expanse of Albetta. What a colorful sight that will be and I'm sure it will remind me of the mescaline days of the sixties...

Surprizingly many of the cowboys are buying the Macho Vibrating Panties with the ass inflator bladder. They say they are much more comfortable for riding horses. Many of the cowboys are trashing their cowboys hats in favor of my patented Tinfoil Hats complete with Christmas tree lights.

Well folks ...all I got left to say is Howdy Partner ...yours Professor Pan.T.Borty

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