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I think it is sort of an Al Gore joke, very clever

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John was in the fertilized egg business. He had several hundred young layers
(hens), called 'pullets,' and ten roosters to fertilize the eggs.

He kept records, and any rooster not performing went into the soup pot
and was replaced. This took a lot of time, so he bought some tiny bells
and attached them to his roosters.

Each bell had a different tone, so he could tell from a distance, which rooster
was performing. Now, he could sit on the porch and fill out an efficiency report
by just listening to the bells.

John's favorite rooster, old Butch, was a very fine specimen, but this morning
he noticed old Butch's bell hadn't rung at all!

When he went to investigate, he saw the other roosters were busy chasing
pullets, bells-a-ringing, but the pullets, hearing the roosters coming, could
run for cover. To John's amazement, old Butch had his bell in his beak, so
it couldn't ring. He'd sneak up on a pullet, do his job and walk on to the next
one.

John was so proud of old Butch, he entered him in the Renfrew County Fair
and he became an overnight sensation among the judges.

The result was the judges not only awarded old Butch the No Bell Piece Prize
but they also awarded him the Pulletsurprise as well.

Clearly old Butch was a politician in the making.

Who else but a politician could figure out how to win two of the most highly coveted awards on our planet by being the best at sneaking up on the populace and screwing them when they weren't paying attention.

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wtxman

Jul 10 @ 3:24PM  
I don't get "it"
swyeter

Jul 10 @ 3:27PM  
Reminds me of another chicken farmer joke.

An old farmer decided it was time to get a new rooster for his hens. The current rooster was doing his job okay, but he was getting on in years. And the farmer figured it wouldn't hurt anything. So he gets a young cock and and lets it loose in the barn yard. The old rooster sees the young one strutting around and he gets a little worried. So, they are trying to replace me, thinks the old rooster. I've got to do something about this.

He walks up to the new bird and says,"So, your the new guy in town. I bet you think you're really hot stuff don't you? I'm not exactly ready for the chopping block yet. I bet I'm still the better bird and to prove it, I challenge you to a race around the hen house over there. We'll run around it ten times and whoever finishes first gets to have all the hens to himself."

Well, the young rooster was a proud sort, and he definitely thought he was more than a match for the old guy. "You're on," said the young rooster. "And since I know I'm so great, I'll even give you a head start of half a lap. I'll still win easily," said the young cocky rooster.

So, the two roosters go over to the hen house to start the race and all the hens gather around to watch. The race begins and all the hens start cheering the roosters on. After the first lap, the old rooster is still maintaining his lead. After the second lap, the old guys lead has slipped a little but he's still hanging in there.

Unfortunately the old roosters lead continued to slip each time around, and by the fifth lap he just barely led the young rooster. By then the farmer had heard all the commotion. He ran into the house, got his shot gun, and ran out to the barn yard figuring a fox or something was after his chickens. When he got there, he saw the two roosters running around the hen house, with the old rooster still slightly in the lead. He immediately took his shot gun, aimed, fired, and blew the young rooster away.

He walked away slowly, saying to himself.................. "Damn, that's the third gay rooster I've bought this month."
missweet

Jul 10 @ 3:27PM  
That was a perfect explaination of a politician!!!!!
themama

Jul 10 @ 3:29PM  
Wordsofwit

Jul 10 @ 3:33PM  
Reminds me of another chicken farmer joke.

I am not surprised, I posted it as part of this group of jokes a couple of weeks ago:
http://www.adultmatchdoctor.com/blog_28645/Animal_Jokes.html
StraddleMyNose

Jul 10 @ 3:35PM  
I was going to kid with you about having heard this joke, but I thought that I would go ahead and give you your just do.

Good joke!
Ewe_Wish

Jul 10 @ 3:47PM  
So are you saying Al Gore is a chicken?

I remember when Gores wife was on the tonight show aand they were telling al gore jokes...........she said her favorite one was

whats the difference between al gore and the secret service................the secret service have a pulse................ theres a man who is just aching to be laughed at...........
sugarnspice005

Jul 10 @ 4:18PM  
That was good!!!



Here's a kudo for that one.
Wordsofwit

Jul 10 @ 4:45PM  
I remember when Gores wife was on the tonight show aand they were telling al gore jokes...........she said her favorite one was whats the difference between al gore and the secret service................the secret service have a pulse.

It will be interesting, to me at least as a lover of political theater, to see what, if any role he has at the convention and subsequent campaign. Ditto for both Bushes. I project it will be diminished in all instances.

I love this shit. It is heightened by my studying the 1980 election in grad school (more data on media effect in elections than anything else) and then spending two months of involvement behind the scenes in the 1984 Republican convention. So very fascinating to observe from the inside: the media circus, secret service, handlers, entourage, choreographers, marketing types. One hell of a show when seen from the inside.

It all is geared towards the wisdom so well stated by Tony Schwartz: "The meaning of the message is the change produced in the image."

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I think it is sort of an Al Gore joke, very clever