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posted 7/8/2008 11:57:02 AM |
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Are there any PPL out there as Horny as I am?
Hello... I mean HORNY! Damnit...! lol
What I wanna try to get goin here is....
I wanna See what we would do, to get what we want!

I'd ... Suck the Lady of my Dreams Mommas ass to get a Lick @ her!!!!
Yall's turn!

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Jul 8 @ 12:28PM  
I thought I was horny. I thought I was soooooo horny that I'd fuck a snake if you held it's head for me. NOW I find that I'd fuck a rock pile, if I THOUGHT there was a snake IN IT!

Jul 8 @ 12:36PM  
Suck the Lady of my Dreams Mommas ass to get a Lick @ her!!!! Yall's turn!
I'm not sure anyone could top that.........

Talking to Ewe_Wish on the phone and she has a date later today...she'll let you know later what lengths she went to, not be horny anymore...... I'm just sayin'

As for me....Have I ever mentioned that I usually get what I want.. .....and a lady never tells anything else.. well not in public. I guess that's why I have Bob in the meantime...
But lemme think......and I'll cum back to this



Jul 8 @ 12:48PM  
Look LADIES... shake off the BS and cum on BACK!
WTF? Look..! Life is short.. I'll be 49 in sept. (shhh dont tell my body) so that means I have just a few years left! Dont help me waste them!!!
Lets Live!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jul 8 @ 12:55PM  
I've been so horny that I've been getting yelled at for asking for it too much!! WTF??

Jul 8 @ 1:15PM  
Horny? Whats that I am well taken care of

Jul 8 @ 1:23PM  
In a few days, you can look into Dr. Phil's questions and analyze your strategy and this blog by asking, as he does, "How is that working for you?" I suspect the answer will be, "Not worth a damn". According to Mark Twain, "Insanity is trying the same thing over and over and expecting different results."

Jul 8 @ 1:39PM  
I researched that phrase "insanity is ................and expecting different results", and could not find it attributed to Mark Twain.

I did find that it was attributed to Rita Mae Brown, and Albert Einstein.

Jul 8 @ 1:44PM  
These are the only quotes concerning 'insanity" that I could find by Mark Twain

Directory of Mark Twain's maxims, quotations, and various opinions:


When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.
- Notebook, 1898

No man has a wholly undiseased mind; in one way or another all men are mad.
- "The Memorable Assassination"

Heaven knows insanity was disreputable enough, long ago; but now that the lawyers have got to cutting every gallows rope and picking every prison lock with it, it is become a sneaking villainy that ought to hang and keep on hanging its sudden possessors until evil-doers should conclude that the safest plan was to never claim to have it until they came by it legitimately. The very calibre of the people the lawyers most frequently try to save by the insanity subterfuge ought to laugh the plea out of the courts, one would think.
- "Unburlesquable Things," The Galaxy Magazine, July 1870

The way it is now, the asylums can hold the sane people, but if we tried to shut up the insane we should run out of building materials.
- Following the Equator

...we all know that in all matters of mere opinion that [every] man is insane--just as insane as we are...we know exactly where to put our finger upon his insanity: it is where his opinion differs from ours....All Democrats are insane, but not one of them knows it. None but the Republicans. All the Republicans are insane, but only the Democrats can perceive it. The rule is perfect: in all matters of opinion our adversaries are insane.
- Christian Science

Let us consider that we are all partially insane. It will explain us to each other; it will unriddle many riddles; it will make clear and simple many things which are involved in haunting and harassing difficulties and obscurities now.
- Christian Science

Mark Twain Postcard

But we are all insane, anyway. Note the mountain-climbers.
- Mark Twain's Notebook

Really, what we want now, is not laws against crime, but a law against insanity. That is where the true evil lies.
- "A New Crime," 1875

Once I talked to the inmates of an insane asylum in Hartford. I have talked to idiots a thousand times, but only once to the insane...
- quoted in Isabel Lyon's Journal, 15 February 1906

No one is sane, straight along, year in and year out, and we all know it. Our insanities are of varying sorts, and express themselves in varying forms--fortunately harmless forms as a rule.
- Letter to Joseph Twichell, 10 September 1901


Jul 8 @ 1:52PM  
For sure....24/7/365....

Jul 8 @ 1:58PM  

My friend I'm sooo horny; I once played dead out on the desert for three days,
just to fuck a Buzzard.

Jul 8 @ 2:00PM  
I'm so horny I'd eat a mile of her shit just to get a taste of where it came from

Jul 8 @ 2:53PM  
I am so godamnmutherfuckinghorny!!!!!!!!!!! I saw some cock on cam and tried to fuck the computer! Sit on that for a while!

Jul 8 @ 3:36PM  
you can hump my computer anytime you want to bunny

Jul 8 @ 7:44PM  
hmm sometimes i get soooo horney i'd crawl thru a mile of crushed glass just to get to mrs Y

Jul 8 @ 9:29PM  
I am so godamnmutherfuckinghorny!!!!!!!!!!! I saw some cock on cam and tried to fuck the computer!
I wanna watch - or participate
had a friend who was so horny he'd fuck a donut
yep - a friend - not me
a friend

Jul 8 @ 10:51PM  

In a few days, you can look into Dr. Phil's questions and analyze your strategy and this blog by asking,

Dear Mr. WOW
Plz dont read anything into this Blog... all I was trying to do was Create some fun!!!!! Sheeez!

Jul 9 @ 12:21AM  
I gave up smokin'...I gave up partying....and I gave up sex....

don't bother askin' me how that's workin' for me....


Jul 9 @ 11:44AM  
Damn, I haven't been all that horny for a while now. I noticed that I "do it" maybe twice a week anymore these days. lol Guess I have been a little too busy to get that way.

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