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posted 7/7/2008 5:32:44 PM |
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A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after work cocktail with her girlfriends when Steven a tall, exceptionally
handsome, extremely sexy, middle-aged man entered. He was so striking that the woman could not take her eyes off him.

The young-at-heart man noticed her overly attentive stare and walked directly toward her. Before she could offer her apologies for staring so rudely, he leaned over and whispered to her, 'I'll do anything, absolutely anything, that you want me to do, no matter how kinky, for $20.00......

On one condition'

Flabbergasted, the woman asked what the condition was. The man replied, 'You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three words.'

The woman considered his proposition for a moment, And then slowly removed a $20 bill from her purse, Which she pressed into the man's hand along with her address. She looked deeply into his eyes, and slowly and meaningfully said....


'Clean my house.'

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Jul 7 @ 6:14PM  
Every womans dream! Too bad it wasn't 4 words I would have said Clean my house naked!!!!

Jul 7 @ 6:46PM  
I always thought every woman's fantasy was two men at the same time.....

One doing the laundry and one cleaning the house.

Jul 7 @ 6:51PM  
You don't need two men for that: I cook dinner,wash the dishes,sort and do laundry,clean bathrooms,mop floors and dust and vacumn the house; Is it any wonder I get laid alot

Jul 7 @ 7:33PM  
Every womans dream! Too bad it wasn't 4 words I would have said Clean my house naked!!!!


And Bbare49, I'm right there with ya!!

Jul 7 @ 10:25PM  
Hell, I'm not gay, but I'd pay ANYONE $50.00 bucks to clean my House!!!

Jul 7 @ 10:55PM  
Yep thats my dream..

Jul 7 @ 11:40PM  
I'll clean my own house but I might have said...rearrange my furniture...some of it's just too heavy for me to move and I could have watched him flex his muscles while maybe getting a little sweaty and having to take off his shirt.....

but I'd pay ANYONE $50.00 bucks to clean my House!!!

Alex, if I lived a whole lot closer, we might talk about that...

Jul 8 @ 8:47AM  
Did I mention I'd pay milage? and I would be cooking the whole time you were cleaning? Just sayin

Jul 8 @ 5:30PM  
hmmm, dinner, mileage and that one of those if it sounds too good to be true situations?

Wait!! You are cooking out back on the grill, right? lol

Jul 9 @ 11:45AM  

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