I've had some years of experience (as a general statement). I had several years of experience as a nudist (to be a bit more specific). For the life of me, between the two, I have no idea what the interest is in the long, long schlong.
The biggest one I ever saw was at a nudist camp. The guy was about 5'5" and had a monster. Overall, he looked like a stick figure with a pot belly. His hair was a la Hitler (adding about 20 - 30 years for the comb-over) and he didn't have a mustache.
Back when he was at the camp, most nudists just looked you in the eye. No chance with that one! His flaccid 'member' hung to his knees. It looked like it had a flesh-colored tennis ball stuck on the end of it. His wife was just as attractive as he was, too.
Now, I ask you - even if you're a 'big cock fancier': would you screw that?
I mean, really. If it grew when he was excited, it wasn't a question whether or not he could blow himself. He wouldn't have had to move a muscle above the waist. The question was whether he'd knock his own brains out. On a guy like this, is it possible that the 'long schlong' would be attractive? Ack! {furball}
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tassie1
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Jul 7 @ 6:33AM
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this comment is probably sure to put me in the firing line but 
I often wondered what the attraction of a guy with a huge cock was,doesn't it say something about the size of the womans anatomy if she needs something that big to fill the expanse  
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1bunny629
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Jul 7 @ 9:08AM
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 No Tassie it doesn't ALWAYS say something about a woman's anatomy. I am very tight. I like the visual...maybe not the one this blog is speaking of...squirrel boy! HA! Ron White and his stand up did a great one on this topic...but anyway...no...I am tight, and a visualist, and I love a challenge.
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Ashinatrix
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Jul 7 @ 9:44AM
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Nope......no scary giant-side-show-circus schlong for me! 
Speaking as a woman who has not squeezed an infant skull thru
her nether regions....I am what they call 'tight"......I would rather not
"challenge" that soft, tender area, and simply do what feels good..... 
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str8ngr84u2
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Jul 7 @ 6:11PM
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Squeezing an infant skull through there has nothing to do with tightness. It is all about muscle control! We mothers can be just as tight as a woman who has never had children.
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onehornytoad69
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Jul 7 @ 10:59PM
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Daymn... I'll not make a Comment at this time....!
(Old-fugger member of the peewee club )
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