Friends don't let friends take home ugly men
Beauty is only a light switch away.
If life is a waste of time,
and time is a waste of life,
then let's all get wasted together
and have the time of our lives.
Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.
No matter how good she looks,
some other guy is sick and tired
of putting up with her shit.
At the feast of ego everyone leaves hungry.
It's hard to make a comeback
when you haven't been anywhere.
Make love, not war.
-Hell, do both
GET MARRIED!
If voting could really change things,
it would be illegal.
If pro is opposite of con,then what is the opposite of progress?
Congress!
Express Lane: Five beers or less
You're too good for him.
No wonder you always go home alone.
~~~ and perhaps the most realistic one ~~~
A Woman's Rule of Thumb:
If it has tires or testicles,
you're going to have trouble with it
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