Ray & Bubba were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking up when a blonde woman walked by and asked what they were doing.
"We're supposed to find the height of the flagpole," said Bubba, "but we don't have a ladder."
The blonde woman took a wrench from her purse, loosened a few bolts, and laid the pole down. Then she took a tape measure from her pocket, took a measurement, announced, "Eighteen feet, six inches," and walked away.
Ray shook his head and laughed. "Ain't that just like a dumb blonde! We ask for the height and she gives us the length!"
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DangerousCurves999
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Jul 3 @ 1:19AM
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That wasn't a real blonde.. it was a bottle blonde! or a brunette in disguise. 
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casuallylooking
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Jul 3 @ 4:42AM
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FINALLY, the truth!!
  Thanks Swyeter
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beefygoblin
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Jul 3 @ 6:06AM
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I don't know, I believe there may be something to that whole blond thing...or pretty in general realy. The better looking you are, the less you have to think. A good enough looking person will never have to say anything interesting in order to get attention. Nore would they actualy be listened to if they did...
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LilGriz
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Jul 3 @ 7:30AM
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Of course, she had to find out the "length" of the pole. CL is just jealous
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1bunny629
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Jul 3 @ 7:53AM
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Hey Beefy...did your mom teach you that? 
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ThePurpleProphet
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Jul 3 @ 8:26AM
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I was just thinking. If you role the pole over to it's other side the measurements will come out the same.
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sugarnspice005
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Jul 3 @ 10:54AM
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Oh no!! Don't let DeDe see this one!!! Then she won't let me tease her about being blonde anymore! 
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HollyHummy
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Jul 3 @ 12:05PM
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cute!!!
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Sunshine79
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Jul 3 @ 12:52PM
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Dumb ray....
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wtxman
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Jul 3 @ 2:48PM
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This is a true story. My brother manages a fancy hair salon,and there are many younger women working there( lucky guy); several are blondes. One day one of the blondes ask him if he could show her how to use the fax machine, and he did. The next day she asked him if she could use the fax machine to place a supply order,and he said "sure,you remember how to use it?" She gave him that "look" and rolled her eyes. About 5 minutes later my brother heard her screamin "oh no, oh no. He rushed into the the office in time to see her holding a handfull of shredded paper,and he burst out laughing. Yes you probably guessed already; she had put the order through the shredder
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rescueremedy
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Jul 3 @ 6:40PM
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I agree w/ Dangerous Curves 999....She was a bottle blonde ...a blonde w/ tools and know how to use them ...CL ...don`t give me that look ...Ok, I might be wrong .....maybe ... We`ll see ... 
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swyeter
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Jul 4 @ 10:50AM
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DangerousCurves ~ A brunette dyed blonde; are you suggesting that would be artificial intelligence.
Beefy ~ I have discovered you have dingbats and ding-a-lings in every hair color (and sex). 
LilGriz ~ Surely you’re not suggesting..........................
Bunny ~ I’m staying outa that.
PP ~ Actually if you role the pole over to it's other side would that be the width? 
sugarnspice ~ I want to see the proof that DeDe's a REAL blonde. 
Sunshine ~ I think Ray was blonde also or maybe he was bald, hummmmm. 
Wtxman ~ I showed a young man how to use a fax and he said the receiver contacted him that all they received was blank sheets. I told him that he had put the paper in upside down. He came back a little later and told me that didn’t help either. I went with him to see what he was doing wrong and he had turned the paper around and not over.
RR ~ Are you really a red head or a strawberry blonde.
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