All Right!!!...Who's In Charge Here??? posted 7/2/2008 3:02:49 AM | 0 kudos what's this?     report abuse tagged: sex, new, joke

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A point that has long been in contention.....WHO IS REALLY IN CHARGE?

Is it men?......Is it Women?......

It could be Men, after all, we rule the country, hold all the "elite" positions in Industry, control the ebb and flow of money, and are "charged" with the responsibility of providing for and protecting the family.....But, are we REALLY in charge?

It could be Women...as most people are aware, they have half of all the money, and ALL of the pussy.....and are purported, by some, to be busily working in the background controlling and manipulating men to do their bidding, while encouraging them to think it is all their own ideas and efforts.

So....in order to assuage my ever increasing thirst for knowledge, I decided to do an unbiased analysis of my own life and relationship to determine, after 25 years, whose rules get followed.......thereby determining who is in charge........

First Rule:....I Do Not Go Shopping..........

During our first year of marriage, my wife INSISTED I accompany her on various tours of the local department stores...Which I did...and afer several instances of me insisting on holding up every frilly undergarment in the store, and exclaiming how pretty they were, and asking her to PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE try them on, She decided it would be better if she did her shopping alone.


Second Rule:.....I Do Not Do Housework.......

Do you know what a penny sounds like when it gets sucked up by a vacuum cleaner?
Or, what happens when pan handles stick through the bottom of the wire rack in the dish washer?
Were you aware that you CAN'T mix red sweaters and white under garments together in the washing machine?
I'm not entirely sure, but I think she has a court order regarding how close I can get to appliances...........

Rule Number Three:....I Do Not Cook.....

Again, I'm not entirely sure, but I think there's a clause in our Home Owner's Policy that mentions me, by name, and reference some kind of court order.......

So, as you can see, by this analysis, The person in charge MUST be my wife...because.......

I DO NOT GO SHOPPING (she won't let me)

I DO NOT DO HOUSEWORK (she won't let me)

I DO NOT COOK(she won't let me)

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