First, I gotta set the stage for y’all. I live in a track of homes, but large 1.5 acre lots. It’s a ranch home, but elevated with a full, finished basement underneath. There’s a elevated deck that runs the full length of the rear of the house facing woods and there’s a Lazy L pool in a fenced in area off the deck (see my profile for a pic). The house to the right is vacant – the bank took it over. The house to the left has a younger couple, Mike and ‘Next-Door-Jen’. We know several Jens, so we have identifiers for each of them. Anyway, they’re young and beautiful and full of fun.
Now, I’m the kind of guy that gets up early and, if it’s early enuf so I can get away with it, I might go for a skinny dip (like around 6AM before too many people are up and about). My fiancé and I almost always go for one after it gets dark before we turn in for the night. OK, the stage is set…
OK, it was hotter than Hades yesterday. I got up at my usual time and, as usual, Dee was still sleeping. We have a big family thingie coming up in a couple of weeks, so I got busy doing some cleaning up under the deck. Sweating like a pig by about 9AM. Sweetie still sleeping. Looked out the window at the drive next door…no one home! Stripped down and dove in the pool to cool off. I’m swimming, minding my own business when I hear giggles. Look up and find ‘Next-Door-Jen’ in her robe standing on my deck with a friggin’ camera. She snaps a few, gives me a quick flash, and back home she goes. Sheesh! Hadn’t planned on that.
Back in the house I go, get some clothes on, settle down with the paper and a cuppa. Finally, near noon, Dee ‘gets up’. I was about to tell her about my ‘little adventure’ when she says, “Have fun in the pool?” Turns out, she got up, saw me nekkid in the pool, called ‘Next-Door-Jen’, let her in the front door and out on the deck. I WAS SET UP! LOL. I’m just waiting for the next neighborhood party for those pics to show up…
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