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The Anti-Terror Dome...coming soon. posted 6/28/2008 9:26:31 AM | 4 kudos what's this?     report abuse   UghLee We here at Veri-Soft-Bank-Mobil-Burton-Wal-Cast have been working along with the Department of Homeland Security to keep the american people safe from the threat of terrorist attacks. We're developing a protective barrier that will cover the continental United States and protect you and your loved ones from Missle strikes, Terrorist Muslims, Terrorists Budists, Terrorist Pacifists, Terrorist Mexicans, Terrorist Canadians, Terrorist Canadian Geese, falling space shuttles built by countries that support Terrorists, and Terrorist UV rays. That's right, with our new 8,000,000,000 square mile Anti-Terror Dome in place, even the sun won't be able to harm you. At Veri-Soft-Bank-Mobil-Burton-Wal-Cast, we're fighting terror so you don't have to. But don't throw away those solar panels just yet folks! For those of you who want sunlight, Veri-Soft-Bank-Mobil-Burton-Wal-Cast will filter out the Terrorists UV rays and provide it by the hour for the small fee of $19.99 (plus tax). For those not on a budget, we'll have a weekly plan available for only $329.99 (plus a lot of taxes) and if you sign up today you'll recieve 8 hours of sunlight absolutely free! Copy & paste to friend: (Click inside box; Ctrl + C to copy; Ctrl + V to paste)

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Wordsofwit	Jun 28 @ 9:42AM
	I have seen some odd posts on here over the years, but I can't recall any equalling this one.
wtxman	Jun 28 @ 9:51AM
	I guess you just can't satisfy Bruce in anyway. I love the blog,keep em comimng
UghLee	Jun 28 @ 10:05AM
	I have seen some odd posts on here over the years, but I can't recall any equalling this one No worries, I take that as a compliment since I strive to be original....and odd.
40DWM	Jun 28 @ 10:09AM
	What's that old saying 'bout......"Those that give up freedom for safety, loose both", or something like that? Was it not, Ben Franklin? This kind of thing has been going on for long-long time.
clickedanad2	Jun 28 @ 10:18AM
	the anti-drama-dome might work best here I'm not a fan of domes but if you would send a gnome I'd stick him in my garden
UghLee	Jun 28 @ 10:23AM
	"Those that give up freedom for safety, loose both", or something like that This saying has appeared in many paraphrases: "They that can give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety." "They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety." "Those Who Sacrifice Liberty For Security Deserve Neither." "He who would trade liberty for some temporary security, deserves neither liberty nor security." "He who sacrifices freedom for security deserves neither." "People willing to trade their freedom for temporary security deserve neither and will lose both." "If we restrict liberty to attain security we will lose them both." "Any society that would give up a little liberty to gain a little security will deserve neither and lose both." "He who gives up freedom for safety deserves neither." "Those who would trade in their freedom for their protection deserve neither."
SxzeNewMe	Jun 28 @ 10:24AM
	Yes, but what will protect us from ourselves?
clickedanad2	Jun 28 @ 10:56AM
	what will protect us from ourselves? MDA "The perception of things and people is not altered or even enhanced, usually, but negative reactions that permeate our everyday lives beyond our conscious knowledge are held in abeyance and replaced by unconditional acceptance. This is much like Nietzsche's amor fati, love of fate, love of one's particular circumstances. The immediate reality seems to be welcomed in such MMDA-induced states without pain or attachment; joy does not seem to depend on the given situation, but on existence itself, and in such a state of mind everything is equally loveable..." Claudio Naranjo The Healing Journey I miss that stuff
ThePurpleProphet	Jun 28 @ 12:20PM
	Step into my office. Maybe we could barter. Are familiar with any of my products. personal robot GPS units Miracle pill I'm sure we could work something out.
mrknowuwell	Jun 28 @ 1:50PM
	can i use my free mile from the now bankrupt SCAMCO AIRLINES............to purchase a few minutes of sunshine each day?? ..........but the dome is a gud thing i need all the protection i can.......from.........terrorist squirrels who pull my finger while out in the sun....babe........but maybe i wont git melanoma...........while wearing my asbestos running shorts.........jogging during rush hour...........smokin a pack of marlboros
lunanegra	Jun 28 @ 2:28PM
	McCarthy would be proud.Its come to the point where we're afraid of our own shadow.Huzzahs are in order!
wtxman	Jun 28 @ 6:55PM
	McCarthy would be proud.Its come to the point where we're afraid of our own shadow.Huzzahs are in order! Don't include me in that group
shy_sexy_kitten	Jul 21 @ 12:56AM