For many years I have worked diligenrly, in my van down by the river, developing new and interesting inventions, to make life more managemable for my fellow human beans.
Today I would like to announce the discovery of ...The Pantie Seed
Yes ladies and germs ...you can actually grow your own edable panties right in you garden or apartment. No more rushing off to Wal Mart..just plant the seeds and within a shor week ..granny panties a little longer ...your pantie garden will produce edable panties with all the colors of the rainbow.
What about excess Bort?...you may ask...not to worry...you may jar of can...just like vegetables for the winter, and let me tell you , they make a nice light snack for those lonely nights watching CNN.
I feel this could be the end of world hunger as we know it and I am working on a new biodegradable fuel called Pantoline, which should solve our dependancy on fossil fuels.
Macho Pantie seed packets are also available for all the powerful virile men of AMD
Your Spiritual Advisor ...Professor Pan.T.Borty
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SxzeNewMe
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Jun 26 @ 12:35AM
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LOL!!! You are an absolute GEM! 
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soft_touch938
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Jun 26 @ 12:41AM
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BORTY!!!!    so good to see you.... 
I just laughed my unedible panties off at this blog...gaud I can't help but love you you funny guy....  
Keep up the good work...do you have seeds that will grow jockey shorts????  Preferably silky and colorful.... 
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StraddleMyNose
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Jun 26 @ 12:43AM
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Macho Pantie seed packets are also available for all the powerful virile men of AMD
What about "Nacho pantie seed pockets"? 
lol Good to see you back on here, Borty! 
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themama
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Jun 26 @ 12:48AM
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Just stopping by to say..
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StraddleMyNose
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Jun 26 @ 1:18AM
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Damn, I was hoping that Borty would have stayed around here a little longer instead of taking off after blogging. 
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redbronze
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Jun 26 @ 1:21AM
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He is too busy inventing....
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borty293
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Jun 26 @ 1:28AM
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Just had to step out for a few minutes....I'll have to ask Nacho about the nacho seeds Shawn....
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xquseme
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Jun 26 @ 1:59AM
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Got any Underoo seeds with a smurf motif?? 
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StraddleMyNose
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Jun 26 @ 2:54AM
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Damn, the place is starting to die down. Why don't ya do another blog, Borty? 
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borty293
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Jun 26 @ 3:03AM
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I would but that last one left me exhausted
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StraddleMyNose
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Jun 26 @ 3:32AM
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I would but that last one left me exhausted
Well, I have done 6 of them within 24 hours. But then I am young. lol
 Okay, after doing 6 blogs that started early this morning and ran through tonight, I can say that I have easily made up a week's worth of blogging after having been away from the blogs during that time. Nothing to really be proud of since it looks like I need to start having a life again very soon!
Eh, had fun though tonight! 
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DangerousCurves999
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Jun 26 @ 4:13AM
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Um Borty dear.....
any chance you can get a "Thong" strain going or at least a "Brazilian Bikini".... I mean them granny panties aren't gonna show off one of me best ASSetts now are they?
Lovingly Yours
DC
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ThePurpleProphet
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Jun 26 @ 8:27AM
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Nice to see you again professor. I think I'll by a truck load of those seeds. Or would you like to trade. I've had a few inventions myself since your disappearence. A true lifelike robot (the prototype), a toy cleaning service, and the new miracle pill. Let me know if we can make a deal.
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sugarnspice005
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Jun 26 @ 9:39AM
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I'm placing my order. Hopefully the seeds will get here while growing season is still here.
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Lisa46
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Jun 26 @ 10:22AM
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hey borty can you invent a seed for bra's?? mine really would like some excitement and ummm 
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Sunshine79
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Jun 26 @ 10:37AM
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I am working on a new biodegradable fuel called Pantoline, which should solve our dependancy on fossil fuels.
Please hurry......We really need this invention in place!!!
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aprilspense
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Jun 26 @ 6:56PM
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"for my fellow human beans". So we are beans? as in pork & beans?
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Ewe_Wish
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Jun 26 @ 7:40PM
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Good to see you borty...........I was worried you were still locked in the closet..........and i have missed your sense of humor.......
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