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posted 6/26/2008 12:31:41 AM |
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  borty293

For many years I have worked diligenrly, in my van down by the river, developing new and interesting inventions, to make life more managemable for my fellow human beans.

Today I would like to announce the discovery of ...The Pantie Seed

Yes ladies and germs ...you can actually grow your own edable panties right in you garden or apartment. No more rushing off to Wal Mart..just plant the seeds and within a shor week ..granny panties a little longer ...your pantie garden will produce edable panties with all the colors of the rainbow.

What about excess Bort?...you may ask...not to worry...you may jar of can...just like vegetables for the winter, and let me tell you , they make a nice light snack for those lonely nights watching CNN.

I feel this could be the end of world hunger as we know it and I am working on a new biodegradable fuel called Pantoline, which should solve our dependancy on fossil fuels.

Macho Pantie seed packets are also available for all the powerful virile men of AMD

Your Spiritual Advisor ...Professor Pan.T.Borty

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SxzeNewMe

Jun 26 @ 12:35AM  
LOL!!! You are an absolute GEM!
soft_touch938

Jun 26 @ 12:41AM  
BORTY!!!! so good to see you....

I just laughed my unedible panties off at this blog...gaud I can't help but love you you funny guy....

Keep up the good work...do you have seeds that will grow jockey shorts???? Preferably silky and colorful....
StraddleMyNose

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Jun 26 @ 12:43AM  
Macho Pantie seed packets are also available for all the powerful virile men of AMD

What about "Nacho pantie seed pockets"?

lol Good to see you back on here, Borty!
themama

Jun 26 @ 12:48AM  
Just stopping by to say..
StraddleMyNose

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Jun 26 @ 1:18AM  
Damn, I was hoping that Borty would have stayed around here a little longer instead of taking off after blogging.
redbronze

Jun 26 @ 1:21AM  
He is too busy inventing....
borty293

Jun 26 @ 1:28AM  
Just had to step out for a few minutes....I'll have to ask Nacho about the nacho seeds Shawn....
xquseme

Jun 26 @ 1:59AM  
Got any Underoo seeds with a smurf motif??
StraddleMyNose

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Jun 26 @ 2:54AM  
Damn, the place is starting to die down. Why don't ya do another blog, Borty?
borty293

Jun 26 @ 3:03AM  
I would but that last one left me exhausted
StraddleMyNose

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Jun 26 @ 3:32AM  
I would but that last one left me exhausted

Well, I have done 6 of them within 24 hours. But then I am young. lol


Okay, after doing 6 blogs that started early this morning and ran through tonight, I can say that I have easily made up a week's worth of blogging after having been away from the blogs during that time. Nothing to really be proud of since it looks like I need to start having a life again very soon!

Eh, had fun though tonight!
DangerousCurves999

Jun 26 @ 4:13AM  
Um Borty dear.....

any chance you can get a "Thong" strain going or at least a "Brazilian Bikini".... I mean them granny panties aren't gonna show off one of me best ASSetts now are they?

Lovingly Yours
DC
ThePurpleProphet

Jun 26 @ 8:27AM  
Nice to see you again professor. I think I'll by a truck load of those seeds. Or would you like to trade. I've had a few inventions myself since your disappearence. A true lifelike robot (the prototype), a toy cleaning service, and the new miracle pill. Let me know if we can make a deal.
sugarnspice005

Jun 26 @ 9:39AM  
I'm placing my order. Hopefully the seeds will get here while growing season is still here.
Lisa46

Jun 26 @ 10:22AM  
hey borty can you invent a seed for bra's?? mine really would like some excitement and ummm
Sunshine79

Jun 26 @ 10:37AM  
I am working on a new biodegradable fuel called Pantoline, which should solve our dependancy on fossil fuels.

Please hurry......We really need this invention in place!!!
aprilspense

Jun 26 @ 6:56PM  
"for my fellow human beans". So we are beans? as in pork & beans?
Ewe_Wish

Jun 26 @ 7:40PM  
Good to see you borty...........I was worried you were still locked in the closet..........and i have missed your sense of humor.......

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