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Water Vs. Alcohol (Public Service Announcement)

posted 6/25/2008 9:01:51 PM |
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  Sunshine79

And you wonder why I like a beer or a wee bit of scotch every now and then.............




To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine.. And those who don't.



As Ben Franklin said: "In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria."


In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 litre of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. Coli) - bacteria found in faeces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.



However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, Whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.



Remember: Water = Poop, .........Alcohol = Health


Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of shit.

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There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I'm doing it as a public service...

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StraddleMyNose

Jun 25 @ 9:29PM  
In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 litre of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. Coli) - bacteria found in faeces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.

Now that is just nasty. Now if there was just piss in the water we drank then that would be fine.


shyone_4u699

Jun 25 @ 9:42PM  
SunShine.......Very Well Said!!
Sunshine79

Jun 25 @ 9:44PM  
Now if there was just piss in the water we drank then that would be fine.

Ewwww...

1bunny629

Jun 25 @ 11:22PM  
zippy skippy! I am going to get a buzz...
tassie1

Jun 26 @ 8:12AM  
plus...have you ever looked at the bottom of a boat .?
not to mention what da fishy's do in it
Wordsofwit

Jun 26 @ 8:25AM  
Now if there was just piss in the water we drank then that would be fine.

Are the neighbors aware of how odd one of the residents on the block is?
sugarnspice005

Jun 26 @ 9:46AM  
Are the neighbors aware of how odd one of the residents on the block is?



That was a good one WoW!

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