Two Brothers were walking through the woods, when, suddenly, one of them began having severe cramps........
"Man, I gotta take a crap" He said.
"Well, go over there behind that bush and take one" said his Brother.
After a while, the Brother behind the bush yelled "Hey!...You got any paper?"
"No, I don't.....Do you have a Dollar?" the other one answered.
"Yeah, I got one" He sez.
"Well, use that, then"
When he came from behind the bush, his Brother asked "Man, what is all that on your hands?"
"That's SHIT!", he replied.
"Didn't you use that Dollar?" his Brother asked.
Yeah, I did", he replied, "But, have you ever tried to wipe your ass with 4 quarters?
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