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Things Men SHOULDN'T Say After SEx...LMAO!!

posted 6/22/2008 8:26:54 PM |
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  Sunshine79

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1) "I was kidding about being sterile, you know."

2) "Do you always fart like that when someone shoves it in?"

3) "How come it's so BIG in there?"

4) "You've done this with a lotta guys before---right?"

5) "Next time I come over, don't bother with the
underwear,...OK?"

6) (Sniff, sniff) "Is that CAT food?"

7) (Yelling) "OK guys, it's a wrap, cut, and print it!!"

8) "You are great in bed, but your sister gives better head!"

9) "My first wife was prettier, but you can screw a lot better."

10) "Do you know what a 'douche' is?"

11) "Maybe if you did some pushups, your boobs would grow."

12) "I want you to try some of MY deodorant."

13) "I'm not into relationships. Can't we just screw, like every Tuesday night or something?"

14) "Maybe if you lost some weight, I could get it all the way in!"

15) "I never saw a girl with hairy tits before!"

16) "I've been getting these little blisters lately...."

17) "You wanna do those dishes before you leave?"

18) "You should go wash that, the cabbie will think something DIED in there!"

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rnj1013

Jun 22 @ 8:33PM  
I'm not into relationships. Can't we just screw, like every Tuesday night or something?"



I changed this to Friday and it seems to be working
ThePurpleProphet

Jun 22 @ 8:39PM  
It's a good thing I've never said any of those.
mrknowuwell

Jun 22 @ 11:15PM  
that sound u heard......was not my husband in the closet video taping us
wtxman

Jun 23 @ 12:18AM  
If you have the energy to say anything after sex then........oh never mind.
shyone_4u699

Jun 23 @ 12:20AM  
SunShine, I agree. Those remarks could get a fella a long dry spell. I'm still chuckling, though. They were most humorous!!
Irridum

Jun 23 @ 12:34AM  
I hope those remarks are not from personal experience

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