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posted 6/21/2008 3:05:02 PM |
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  Sunshine79

After a long night of making love, the young guy rolled over, pulled out a cigarette from his jeans and searched for his lighter.

Unable to find it, he asked the girl if she had one at hand.

"There might be some matches in the top drawer," she replied.

He opened the drawer of the bedside table and found a box of matches sitting neatly on top of a framed picture of another man.

Naturally, the guy began to worry. "Is this your husband?" he inquired nervously.

"No, silly," she replied, snuggling up to him.

"Your boyfriend then?" he asked. "No, not at all," she said, nibbling away at his ear.

"Well, who is he then?" demanded the bewildered guy.

Calmly, the girl replied, "That's me before the operation."

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mrknowuwell

Jun 21 @ 3:13PM  
curiousity killed the mood
buatbu

Jun 21 @ 3:15PM  
She: Do you smake after sex?
He: I don't know, I never looked!!"
buatbu

Jun 21 @ 3:16PM  
smoke not smake
ThePurpleProphet

Jun 21 @ 3:43PM  


So now we have to ask if they have any STD's and if they have had a sex change.

mrknowuwell

Jun 21 @ 7:54PM  
in the name of jesus....i smake thee
Irridum

Jun 21 @ 8:30PM  
After that joke I think maybe I was right when I mispelled your name

Sinshine79


Scottishtease

Jun 21 @ 11:05PM  
rofl...oh my god.........snort...sorry that is priceless....
blackskyline4

Jun 21 @ 11:52PM  
there are freshly blown chunks in the drawer on top of the picture of the before
wtxman

Jun 22 @ 4:12PM  
Hey if the sex was great whats the problem

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