Twelve Of The Finest Double-entendres That Were Aired On British TV posted 6/20/2008 8:18:39 AM | 1 kudo what's this?     report abuse

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1. Pat Glenn, weightlifting commentator:

"And this is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her
snatch this morning and it was amazing!"


2. New Zealand Rugby Commentator:

"Andrew Mehrtens loves it when Daryl Gibson
comes inside of him."


3. Ted Walsh - Horse Racing Commentator:

"This is really a lovely horse. I once rode her
mother."


4. Harry Carpenter at the Oxford-Cambridge
boat race 1977:

"Ah, isn't that nice. The wife of the Cambridge
President is kissing the Cox of the Oxford crew."


5. US PGA Commentator:

"One of the reasons Arnie (Arnold Palmer) is
playing so well is that, before each tee shot,
his wife takes out his balls and kisses them.
Oh my G~d! What have I just said?"


6. Carenza Lewis about finding food in the Middle
Ages on 'Time Team Live' said:

"You would eat beaver if you could get it."


7. A female news anchor whom, the day after it
was supposed to have snowed and did not,
turned to the weatherman and asked:

"So Bob, where is that eight inches you promised
me last night?" Not only did HE have to leave the
set, but half the crew did too, because they were
laughing so hard!


8. Steve Ryder covering the US Masters:

"Ballesteros felt much better today after getting
a 69 yesterday."


9. Clair Frisby talking about a jumbo hot dog
on Look North said:

"There is nothing like a big hot sausage inside
you on a cold night like this."


10. Mike Hallett discussing missed snooker
shots on Sky Sports:

"Stephen Hendry jumps on Steve Davis's
misses every chance he gets."


11. Michael Buerk on watching Phillipa Forrester
cuddle up to a male astronomer for warmth during
BBC1's UK eclipse coverage remarked:


12. Ken Brown commentating on golfer Nick Faldo
and his caddie Fanny Sunneson lining-up shots
at the Scottish Open:

"Some weeks Nick likes to use Fanny, other weeks
he prefers to do it by himself."

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