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1st thing you do in the a.m.

posted 6/20/2008 7:15:10 AM |
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What is the first thing you doing the morning when you wake up??

You open your eyes, roll outta bed and then.......what??

Some days I wake up and don't get outta bed, I reach for my vibrator...

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Jun 20 @ 7:34AM  
Pet the dogs, get a smoke, make coffee, pee and/or poop, check email.

Exciting, isn't it?

Jun 20 @ 7:42AM  
The first thing I do is grab my super delux, big enough for a small child to swim in coffee mug & drain the coffee pot.

I ran out of coffee a few months ago for the first time in about 30yrs & I won't make that mistake again. I had to put up with myself all the way to Waffle House for a cup & discovered I'm an asshole untill I have had my coffee.

Jun 20 @ 7:50AM  
Pee, let the dog out, feed/water Jake (the dog)....heat water in microwave for one cup of instant coffee...

Jun 20 @ 8:07AM  
*giggles* comet said "pee"!

I used to roll out of bed and smoke but now I roll out of bed and head straight for the kitchen...I'm with Irridum - gimme my coffee or I'll fuck you UP!

Jun 20 @ 8:08AM  
Think about all the erotic dreams I had during the night about Sunshine79

Jun 20 @ 8:22AM  
I'm with you sunshine. I lay there and decide how I will deal with the huge erection making a tent out of my sheets.

Jun 20 @ 8:28AM  
Well if my dick is hard I jack off but if it isn't I get up and take a piss and stumble to the kitchen to make coffee.

Jun 20 @ 8:32AM  
gimme my coffee or I'll fuck you UP! Coffee,very strong and black; a smoke, then back to bed for

Jun 20 @ 8:55AM  
turn on the coffee pot, pee wash my face

Jun 20 @ 9:38AM  
Pee.... get my coffee... deal with my two dogs... and one pain in the ass cat....
then hit the computer and check all my mail...

Jun 20 @ 9:50AM  
I pet the dog, put food in the dishes for the dog and cats, take a leak, put some coffee on and head to the computer to see if I have a 'new mail' alert from a hottie on AMD.

Jun 20 @ 10:16AM  
Pee, Brush my teeth, Wash my face, Let the dog outside and then read e-mail if I have time before getting ready for work..

Jun 20 @ 12:25PM  

Jun 20 @ 1:55PM  
Let the dogs out...holy shit!! I've got five dogs jumping around wanting outside first thing in the morning! then I go turn on the coffee pot...head to the bathroom, give the cat his morning chow, get the dogs food and water put down for them, let the dogs in...get my coffee and sit and watch a little tv. Then I get my shower done, and either head off to work, or do whatever work around the house that needs to be done.

Damn!!!!! I need a social life!

Jun 20 @ 2:12PM  

Jun 20 @ 3:35PM  
Roll over and say "damn...alone again".

Jun 20 @ 4:14PM  
wake up....take a piss....brush my teeth....either rub one out or get dressed for work, unless its my day off.....grab a beer or a glass and pour myself a nice Jack Daniels

Jun 20 @ 5:17PM  
First thing I do is clean the ceiling. Then I stub my toe on something that's not supossed to be there, then I beat my kids because I know they'll do something wrong later in the day and I'll be too tired to beat them at that time, leave a crap, take a shower, grab my water and head for the door.

Jun 20 @ 6:09PM  
Well considering that 99% of the time I wake up by myself...I head for the bathroom before I even open my eyes most
Then I usually brush my teeth grab something to drink, usually trade a few texts and head back to my room waiting for him to call on his way to work......

Then I get up and start my day.....

Jun 20 @ 7:01PM  
Think about all the erotic dreams I had during the night about Sunshine79

.......... ........... .............. Thanks....

Jun 20 @ 11:59PM  
I aways wake up with a hard boner. I usually put cold water on it so I can pea. Either that or I would have to stroke it... lol

Jun 21 @ 1:01AM  
I stay in bed late. I'm not a morning person whatsoever. So the a.m. is totally out!

Jun 21 @ 3:10AM  
Pee like a Russian race horse.

Jun 21 @ 11:54PM  
roll out of bed... think of a damn good excuse not to go in to work... turn on some music... pee and/or poo also...

Jun 22 @ 12:15AM  
Pee, feed the kids, cat, &, drink lots of coffee..then decide what i will do with the day.

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