cheesey pickle fanny posted 6/19/2008 9:35:40 PM | 0 kudos what's this?     report abuse

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DON'T LAUGH UNTIL YOU FIND OUT WHAT YOUR NEW NAME IS

We all need a little stress-reliever! This only takes a minute.

Please don't be a bore and ruin it.?? Send it on to everyone you know including the person that sent it to you.

Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some silliness to break up the day. If we are honest, we have a lot more stressful days than not..

Here is your dose of humor...

A. Follow the instructions to find your new name.

B. Once you have your new name, put it in the subject box and forward it to friends and family and co-workers.

Don't forget to forward it back to the person who sent it to you, so they know you participated.

And don't go all adult - a senior manager is now known far and wide as Dorky Gizzardsniffer!

The following is excerpted from a children's book, Captain Underpants And the Perilous Plot Professor Poopypants, by Dave Pilkey, in which the evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names...
So:-
1. Use the third letter of your first name to determine your New first name:

> > a = snickle
> > b = doombah
> > c = goober
> > d = cheesey
> > e = crusty
> > f = greasy
> > g = dumbo
> > h = farcu s
> > i = dorky
> > j = doofus
> > k = funky
> > l = boobie
> > m = sleezy
> > n = sloopy
> > o = fluffy
> > p = stinky
> > q = slimy
> > r = dorfus
> > s = snooty
> > t = tootsie
> > u = dipsy
> > v = sneezy
> > w = liver
> > x = skippy
> > y = dinky
> > z = zippy

2. Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:

> > a = dippin
> > b = feather
> > c = batty
> > d = burger
> > e = chicken
> > f = barffy
> > g = lizard
> > h = waffle
> > i = farkle
> > j = monkey
> > k = flippin
> > l = fricken
> > m = bubble
> > n = rhino
> > o = pickle
> > p = hamster
> > q = buckle
> > r = gizzard
> > s = lickin
> > t = snickle
> > u = chuckle
> > v = potty
> > w = hubble
> > x = dingle
> > y = gorilla
> > z = girdle

3. Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name:

> > a = butt
> > b = boob
> > c = face
> > d = nose
> > e = hump
> > f = breath
> > g = pants
> > h = shorts
> > i = lips
> > j = honker
> > k = head
> > l =? tush
> > m = chunks
> > n = dunkin
> > o = brains
> > p = biscuits
> > q = toes
> > r= doodle
> > s = fanny
> > t = sniffer
> > u = sprinkles
> > v = frack
> > w = squirt
> > x = humperdinck
> > y = hiney
> > z = juice

Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is: Fluffy Chucklefanny. Now when you SEND THIS ON...use your new name as the subject.

And remember that children laugh an average of 146 times a day; adults laugh an average of 4 times a day. Put more laughter in your day.

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