1. A sex toy never goes soft...
2. After 45 minutes, a sex toy can keep going & going & going...
3. You don't have to fake an orgasm with a sex toy...
4. A sybian can do what no man can do...
5. A sex toy will never say " are you close yet?"...
6. A sex toy will never give you cheesy come on lines...
7. After being at the bar all night, YOU are guaranteed to get off not him...
8. Men cannot vibrate like a sex toy.
9. You can grab a 9 in. & not worry if it has caught something...
10. Finally, you can't fit a man in your purse for those on the spot needs...
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zaralyon
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Jun 16 @ 7:56PM
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11. A sex toy cann't talk back
12; a sex toy is all about YOUR satisfaction.
13. a sex toy doesn't care if the light is on or off.
14. a sex toy doesn't have a fragile ego that can get hurt if it doesn't get you off right off
15. a sex toy won't eat all your food
16. a sexy toy doesn't need a cigeratte after
17. a sex toy doesn't complain about taking a shower and leaving after.
and my personal favorite, its a hell of a lot easier to throw a sex toy across the room if it fails to work than a man is.
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NightOfOld
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Jun 16 @ 8:10PM
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No wonder nobody wants me 
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sugarnspice005
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Jun 16 @ 8:14PM
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18. A sex toy doesn't belch and scratch itself while watching sports
19. A sex toy doesn't say "wait till the game is over"
20. A sex toy doesn't come in the house all full of oil and grease and expects a smooch.
21. A sex toy doesn't demand your attention 24/7 
22. A sex toy doesn't cheat on you.
23. A sex toy doesn't hog the remote
24. A sex toy doesn't snore 
25. A sex toy is always there for you
26. A sex toy never rolls over and falls asleep after getting off. 
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Scottishtease
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Jun 16 @ 8:21PM
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ROFL!!!! oh my god you guys stop...can't stop laughing these are great!
Tease.
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NightOfOld
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Jun 16 @ 8:53PM
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A sex toy can't get you pregnant.
A sex toy does not need Viagra.
A sex toy will not cheat on you.
A sex toy does not care what you weigh.
A sex toy never complains about what you like to do.
Neither does a sex toy pay Alimony.
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zaralyon
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Jun 16 @ 9:02PM
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I especially love that first one chuck! so true.
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SxzeNewMe
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Jun 16 @ 10:41PM
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OMG, this is too funny!!!
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themama
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Jun 16 @ 10:46PM
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Oh my god.. this is just to funny... I guess thats why I love my purple toy.... 
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ThePurpleProphet
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Jun 17 @ 12:05AM
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A sex toy can't make you a breakfast in bed.
A sex toy can't clean itself.
A sex toy can't bring home flowers and chocolates.
A sex toy can't take you out to a romantic dinner.
A sex toy can't do yard work.
I have more, but it's past my bedtime.
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zena343
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Jun 17 @ 2:31AM
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Ahh PP just so ya know........most men don't do those things either These are great Tease, and so were all the others, too funny and thanks for the laugh, lol
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Scottishtease
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Jun 17 @ 9:53AM
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Some of these are just a little bit to accurate chuckle...good ones you guys :)
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JazzyJ
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Jun 17 @ 12:49PM
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Wow this is hilarious!!! Although, I must admit that I don't have a problem with most of these....especially 11 - 17. Actually they make toys for men that make their penis' vibrate! I've had nothing but positive responses! ;) I never ask if "you're close yet." An experienced person know what works and how to find what works. (Women give VERY destinct reactions to pleasure.) I am usually more concerned about my partners pleasure then I am my own. It's not hard to get a guy off to begin with so I'm never worried about me getting "my share." Men with fragile egos are weak and pathetic so you should avoid them to begin with NOT SLEEPING WITH THEM! I eat all my food but I usually provide the food whether it be going out afterwards or bringing something home before. I NEVER have a problem with a quicky in the shower before work. HELL, fuck me and leave me, I don't care. I usually have things to do anyways! LOL...and on one final note....if done right, I must admit I do crave a smoke afterwards. Don't you? :D I don't mean to rain on any parades for these are quite funny...I just felt compelled to comment. So let the joke continue!
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mrknowuwell
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Jun 17 @ 5:33PM
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cuz they cuddle and rub ur back????
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StraddleMyNose
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Jun 17 @ 8:29PM
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You women need us. You know there's nothing like the real thing! 
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