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3 Good Arguments....LMAO!!

posted 6/14/2008 9:34:06 PM |
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  Sunshine79

There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black:
1. He called everyone brother
2. He liked Gospel
3. He didn't get a fair trial

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish:
1. He went into His Father's business
2. He lived at home until he was 33
3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his Mother
Was sure He was God

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Italian:
1. He talked with His hands
2. He had wine with His meals
3. He used olive oil

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was a Californian:
1. He never cut His hair
2. He walked around barefoot all the time
3. He started a new religion

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was an American Indian:
1. He was at peace with nature
2. He ate a lot of fish
3. He talked about the Great Spirit

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Irish:
1. He never got married.
2. He was always telling stories.
3. He loved green pastures.

But the most compelling evidence of all - 3 proofs that Jesus was a woman:
1. He fed a crowd at a moments notice when there was virtually no food
2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn't get it
3. And even after He died, He had to get up because there was still work to do

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ThePurpleProphet

Jun 14 @ 9:53PM  


Are you sure about this?
SxzeNewMe

Jun 14 @ 10:07PM  
Is it "Jesus" or "Jesus" (in Spanish)?
StraddleMyNose

Jun 15 @ 1:00AM  
OMG!!! These are pretty funny!

Here's a kudo for the laugh!
Irridum

Jun 15 @ 1:36AM  
Now everyone knows Jesus was a Redneck
1- He was born in a barn
2- His Momma never met his Daddy
3-He got in fights in church
tassie1

Jun 15 @ 7:15AM  
a lil boy and a lil girl were argueing what colour jesus really was.
the lil boy said ;he's white !
and the lil girl said ; well I happen to think he's black!

so they agree to ask him,and a voice booms down from above; I am,what I am.

and the lil boy said; see i told you he was white.
and the lil girl said ;well how does that prove it.

and the lil boy replied,;well if he was black he would have said ;I is what i is
Sunshine79

Jun 15 @ 7:47AM  
Now everyone knows Jesus was a Redneck
1- He was born in a barn
2- His Momma never met his Daddy
3-He got in fights in church

That's great, I love that!! Thanks for sharing!
zena343

Jun 15 @ 8:39AM  
they were great ,,, thanks Sunshine!! Tassie have to say your was pretty funny too, LOL!!
ynot7769

Jun 15 @ 9:51AM  
but this one............

and the lil boy replied,;well if he was black he would have said ;I is what i is
Irridum

Jun 15 @ 10:39AM  
The Redneck 10 Commandants
1- I run this here show & don't you forget it.
2- Don't be thinkin more of your truck an your gun than ya do me.
3- Worship me instead of your big game & fishin trophies.
4- Don't be cussin me or your afterlife will be hotter than an outhouse in July
5- Do your huntin & fishin before or after church on Sunday.
6- Be nice to your Ma & your Pa, after all they raised ya.
7- Huntin & fishin accidents are ok. Murder ain't.
8- Tis easier to borrow & never return than to steal.
9- Don't go a gossipin or tellin tall tales about your neighbors
10- Don't go messin with your neighbors wife or you will make him break rule # 7
Scottishtease

Jun 21 @ 11:00PM  
that's hilarious thanks Sunshine :>)

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