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Ynot tella joke or three........or....... posted 6/14/2008 9:01:37 PM | 4 kudos what's this?     report abuse   ynot7769 The Why's of Men 1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX? (because they are plugged into a genius) 2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX? (they don't have enough time) 3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG? (they don't stop to ask directions) 4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS? (because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapor lock) (You're laughing, aren't you?!?!) 5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS? (so they won't hump women's legs at cocktails parties) 6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN? (you need a rough draft before you make a final copy) 7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN? (don't know.....it never happened) ( C'mon guys, we laugh at your blonde jokes!) And the personal favorite: 8. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH? (because a vibrator can't mow the lawn) she WANTS to mow the lawn Copy & paste to friend: (Click inside box; Ctrl + C to copy; Ctrl + V to paste)

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Lisa46	Jun 14 @ 9:08PM
	hey MrsYnot you can practice on mine
Sunshine79	Jun 14 @ 9:23PM
	LMAO!!
Ewe_Wish	Jun 14 @ 10:57PM
	7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN? (don't know.....it never happened) Now that isnt true.........I have known a couple that put the seat down...............or maybe they just sat down to pee........
rescueremedy	Jun 14 @ 11:40PM
	Those are GREAT !!
StraddleMyNose	Jun 15 @ 1:08AM
	Trying to score points with the Mrs.?
casuallylooking	Jun 15 @ 5:07AM
	C'mon guys, we laugh at your blonde jokes!) Well...actually..sometimes we don't. And we do occassioanlly plot revenge..... lol
ynot7769	Jun 15 @ 9:08AM
	I have known a couple that put the seat down...............or maybe they just sat down to pee........ only when my legs are tired..........are you tryin to be funny? is this about my man purse again ??
Irridum	Jun 15 @ 11:29PM
	8. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH? (because a vibrator can't mow the lawn) True.....But a lawn mower vibrates
ynot7769	Jun 16 @ 6:39AM
	True.....But a lawn mower vibrates shhh DON'T tell em that