AddThis Social Bookmark Button
Free Dating

Post Turtle?

posted 6/14/2008 2:56:16 AM |
4 kudosgive kudos what's this?
    report abuse
tagged: humor, politics, straddle
  StraddleMyNose

While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75-year-old Texas rancher, whose hand was caught in a gate while working cattle, the doctor struck up a conversation with the old man. Eventually the topic got around to Obama and his bid to be our President.
The old rancher said, 'Well, ya know, Obama is a 'post turtle'.'
Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him what a 'post turtle' was.
The old rancher said, 'When you're driving down a country road and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that's a 'post turtle'.' The old rancher saw a puzzled look on the doctor's face, so he continued to explain. 'You know he didn't get up there by himself, he doesn't belong up there, he doesn't know what to do while he is up there, and you just wonder what kind of a dumb ass put him up there.

I usually don't do jokes, but I couldn't pass this one up.

Copy & paste to friend: (Click inside box; Ctrl + C to copy; Ctrl + V to paste)

   read more blogs!

Blogs by StraddleMyNose:
Which is harder to get out, shit stains or blood stains?
What are your top song(s) of the 80's? Three's the limit!
People and Animals Personality Connections pt.2
School officials defends shock tactics in DWI program
Early Fathers Day visit from Tash tonight!
Post Turtle?
What's the most disgusting thing you have ever seen in the public restroom?
Wow, NBC newsman has died
Some good news about little Alex!
Does religion really matter when finding a spouse?


Comments:

post a comment!

NightOfOld

Jun 14 @ 3:38AM  

I know what you mean.

I don't do political jokes, I've seen to many of them get elected.
ynot7769

Jun 14 @ 5:24AM  
Sunshine79

Jun 14 @ 7:41AM  
I love it!
wtxman

Jun 14 @ 8:44AM  
One I haven't heard,good job
redbronze

Jun 14 @ 9:06AM  
ahhhhhh this also explains how Bush got into office.... He is the ultimate Post Turtle...
Wordsofwit

Jun 14 @ 12:46PM  
I have heard that joke several times, but it was always about George Bush.

free dating | mission statement | testimonials | safety warning | report abuse | safe list | privacy | legal | 2257 | advertise | link to us

© Copyright 2000-2014 Online Singles, LLC.
OS-WEB01
Post Turtle?