>> A FIREMAN came home from work one day and told his wife, 'You
know, we
>> have
>> a wonderful system at the fire station: BELL 1 rings and we all put on
>> our
>> jackets, BELL 2 rings and we all slide down the pole, BELL 3 rings and
>> we're
>> on the fire truck ready to go.
>>
>
>>
>> 'From now on when I say BELL 1
>>
>> I want you to strip naked.
>>
>> When I say BELL 2
>>
>> I want you to jump in bed.
>>
>> And when I say BELL 3
>>
>> We are going to make love all night.
>>
>> ' The next night he came home from work and yelled
>>
>> ' BELL 1!' The wife promptly took all her clothes off.
>>
>
>>
>> When he yelled 'BELL 2!', the wife jumped into bed.
>>
>> When he yelled 'BELL 3!', they began making love.
>>
>> After a few minutes the wife yelled 'BELL 4!'
>>
>> 'What the hell is BELL 4?' asked the husband?
>>
>
>>
>> 'ROLL OUT MORE HOSE,' she replied
>>
>> YOU'RE NOWHERE NEAR THE FIRE    
>>
>> You don't stop laughing because you grow old,
>> You grow old because you stop laughing!
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