Craigslist for a Laugh.......... posted 6/11/2008 2:33:37 PM | 2 kudos what's this?     report abuse

Ewe_Wish

I was on craigslist scanning the for sale ads and clicked on male seeking female........no really that was what I was doing........... I kinda like reading the ads there.......sometimes they seem kinda desperate..........sometimes really sad..........but sometimes there are really funny ones...........such as this........

My Friend needs a Good replacement......!!!!!!!!!! - 28 --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Reply to: {email address removed}
Date: 2008-06-09, 3:39AM CDT


This is No joke - My friend needs to find a different chick.....!!!!!!!!!!!! (you would almost think he is more desperate for his friend to find a new girlfriend than his friend is.)


A little extra weight is ok , But you must be someone with common sense....... I cant stand these dumb broads he always finds - Nothing but young childlike mind sets ,, that wants Nothing out of life...........!!!!!! (so friend is looking for smart woman and will "allow" her to be a little over weight........seems to me smart chick wouldn't go neither one of them.......just saying....... and its so important that she has the values that HE wants.......not what his friend wants....... )

He needs someone who is outgoing , Into the outdoors , into cars to a certain degree a plus, Dont have to be into sports But a woman who would rather make appetizers for the fellas at Superbowl time / Something like that ....... A real chick ............!!!!!!!!!!! (wow......a woman to make appetizers........yes there is something to base a relationship on.........and I bet the women are responding by the hundreds.......... )

Someone who is on track , has goals , Priorities , A CLEAN car - no garbage filled floors that smell like ish .................. Someone looking to get into a house/home of thier own - not renting a room above the local tavern !!!!!!! (so women who have no intention of ever owning their own homes.......need not apply........ and oh yea.......lets judge her on how clean her car is..........I mean it would be a deal breaker if she has a double cheeseburger wrapper on her floor board........well for anyone other than Mrknowuwell........ )

Someone who does not like to party & will CRACK THE WHIP on my boy when he is out of line ...... He needs to break away from the party's & BS........ (Ok ladies........you heard it here first.........go change your profile to will crack the whip on occassion...........cause apparently there are men out there that like that..........oh wait.........actually there is ...........but i am not sure in the same way as it was said......... )

Someone who does not have to pull that Baby mama drama type of bullshit -- Someone confident & secure in themselves , does no have to do that bullshit .... (someone confident and secure in themselves probably doesn't want to have to babisit her boyfriend............ )

A lady who is Down to earth ................... Conservative is ways !!!!! (translation.....someone who will become his housekeeper, his mother and his warden all wrapped up in a cute little package...........yea i can see them all applying for that postition.......... )

He has No kids , about 5' 11'' / 185lbs or so / not a fat lazy guy ,shorter Bwn Hair , Smoker , athletic type....................... He needs a supportive chick who will set him straight & keep him in that direction ............ (He needs to find different friends............ )
LMK



I dont know about the rest of you but if my best friend posted an add like that for me...........I would be short one best friend..............

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