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posted 6/11/2008 9:46:57 AM |
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  Ewe_Wish

I was emailing back and forth with a man I had met on another site when suddenly he emails me and says "wanna talk on the phone?" and sent me his phone number. I wrote back and said Wow.....your a brave man.......after all I could be a crack pot, one of those people that would list you on craigslist looking for a boy toy.........a perv....(alright I dont need any comments on that one...... ) or a stalker.............and he wrote back and said Yea well I could be the same but with the cost of gas as it is..........I can't afford to stalk anyone. I found it funny when he said it but OMG its so funny but true...........

With the cost of Charmin going up.........I guess Halloween won't be so much fun either..........I mean even the generic tissue has went way up so toilit papering trees and houses is going to be a costly proposition.

With shipping and handling prices on the rise.......sorry guys........but your ladies will no longer be buying all that sexy lingerie to seduce you with.....guess you will just have to deal with them nude now..............ummmm hmmmmm ok that may not be such a bad thing........

And you all know that when gas and electric goes up so does the cost of batteries.......so ladies........there goes your BOB........I mean if it starts costing you big bucks to have an Orgasm is it really worth it.................Ok that was a dumb question..........OF COURSE IT IS........... maybe just not as often and hell maybe we will have to find a man now.........it may save money in the end...........

Speaking of Electric..........that is certainly on the rise.......gets anymore expensive and people will have to limit their TV time to just a couple hours a day..........glad it isn't me that will have to make the choice between Barney movies and porn flicks.............

I wonder if those who have on their profile.......willing to meet anyone from anywhere will change that so it doesn't cost them so much.......I mean air plane tickets are thru the roof too.......of course the cost of either I am sure won't stand in the way of true love..........or so a certain CL tells me........

Thank God for the internet or no one would be meeting nowadays.....










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Wordsofwit

Jun 11 @ 10:03AM  
On a site like this where people may make a connection, but be hundreds, perhaps thousands of miles apart, fuel costs will increasingly become the deal breaker to meeting in person.
1bunny629

Jun 11 @ 10:39AM  
You are right on the money situation. I had a man tell me he wanted to meet me, but the gas cost was going to hinder him from coming...2 hours away or less. I guess my puss just plumeted in value...I am stocked up on batteries...and there is always the extras in my remote. Guess I will be a loner till my yard man shows up again...thank god for back up!
casuallylooking

Jun 11 @ 10:42AM  
of course the cost of either I am sure won't stand in the way of true love..........or so a certain CL tells me........

But at this rate, we're both going to end up bankrupt together... the government is seriously interupting my love life....Doesn't it just figure they think they are the only ones allowed to f**k you...
You know the saying Families that pray together, stay together....Well, that might be true, BUT..
Couples that go broke together, better hope there is enough body heat in the winter when they can't afford utility bills....
Damn, I'm glad he's hot blooded... No, Lisa..You can't go find out..
mrknowuwell

Jun 11 @ 12:13PM  
if double cheeseburgers go up.........we r all in trouble
wtxman

Jun 11 @ 12:48PM  
The only thing not going up is my........... I would have no problem traveling to see someone,hell with the price of gas
Lisa46

Jun 11 @ 1:41PM  
No, Lisa..You can't go find out


Well shucks CL

Personally I buy the batteries in the big pack gotta save money somewhere
DangerousCurves999

Jun 11 @ 2:36PM  
Thank god for airmiles on credit cards!! I accept airmile donations on all Alska Air partner plans...

Will also take a battery sponsorship.....

Ahh well... wishfull thinking I guess!!.
sugarnspice005

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Jun 11 @ 2:40PM  
I once told my boss at work a few weeks back that I was going to trade in my truck for a horse...that the company should build up a stable for us employees who can't afford to fill up our cars anymore. He wasn't too keen on the idea. Geez...who woulda thought that they would be so darn picky about a lawn at a hotel? Since that idea was a bust....I've thought about getting a bike. Anyone have any ideas on how long it takes to pedal for 16 miles?

As for batteries....I'm like Lisa...I buy em in big packages.
Irridum

Jun 11 @ 7:04PM  
And you all know that when gas and electric goes up so does the cost of batteries.......so ladies........there goes your BOB........I mean if it starts costing you big bucks to have an Orgasm is it really worth it.................Ok that was a dumb question..........OF COURSE IT IS........... maybe just not as often and hell maybe we will have to find a man now.........it may save money in the end...........

Ain't you noticed all those little solar battery charger panels mounted outside the ladies bedroom windows??

SOLAR BOB The rechargeable Stud for the new generation!!
Irridum

Jun 11 @ 7:10PM  
I've thought about getting a bike. Anyone have any ideas on how long it takes to pedal for 16 miles?

Try an Electric Bicycle. The higher power ones will make the trip in roughly 20 mins & will only cost you around $2-4 a week to keep fully charged.
sumdaysoon

Jun 11 @ 8:46PM  
i keep a piece of garden hose in the back of my truck.........now if i could just find somebody that liked the taste of gas.........
ynot7769

Jun 12 @ 6:35AM  
With shipping and handling prices on the rise.......sorry guys........but your ladies will no longer be buying all that sexy lingerie to seduce you with.....

now i wouldn't go that far......BUT with electric up ...gotta get off this thing to pay the shipping on her new outfit....kudos for you
tassie1

Jun 12 @ 6:53AM  
at least we can always be guaranteed of being screwed by the government either way
kozmik_wave

Jun 12 @ 7:34AM  
one reason cam sex is getting more and more popular...no dinner, no movie, no travel expenses, just unadulterated lustful decadence...
Irridum

Jun 12 @ 8:59AM  
at least we can always be guaranteed of being screwed by the government either way

If they ever learn how to give an orgasm while screwing everybody the world will be too busy cumming to care about the economy. Maybe the NY Times needs to do one of their political surveys on voter satisfaction..........

I can picture the presidential ads after that poll


straightup_9

Jun 13 @ 3:24AM  
and hell maybe we will have to find a man now........

Better make that an EMPLOYED man....

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