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posted 6/9/2008 3:58:33 PM |
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That's Latin for... "She finally sent me a picture of herself naked, and it was smokin' hot"

It was brought to my attention this morning that I owe Florida women... and a particular tight little package named MsKayla an apology for suggesting that they are...and she is... a lying cock-tease. After receiving, via email, a photograph of female genitalia so perfect, gorgeous and erection-inspiring that I wrote it a poem, I wanted to share with you all how corrected I now stand:

Ode To Her Va-Jay-Jay

So much joy
It had a toy
the soft pinkness of the skin
Hello! Invite me in?
Playing coy...your sideways smile

The likeness is uncanny
Between your magical poo-nanny
and the Master's works of art
your lips forever part
and reveal the secrets of the universe

'Twas such a special treat'
to finally meet your meat
so fair the deal we made
the picture you did trade
and I was wrong to suggest you'd just take my picture and not send me one in return even though you took a really long time to do it, but I must admit it was worth the wait.


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Jun 9 @ 5:26PM  
HA! That was really cute...can i send you a pic of mine so you will write something...maybe a horror story?!

Jan 15 @ 10:27AM  
.......I'm not a cock tease!! I came thru!!!

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