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posted 6/9/2008 7:08:31 AM |
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Does anyone have any embarrassing bathroom moments to share, or do you know an embarrassment bathroom moment involving someone else? Anyone, try to beat this one below...

once when Carter was Prez, this woman I was dating lived in an apartment with one bathroom and I took what I call a shotgun shit. You know the one, it is a small turd propelled by a powerful fart. One of two things happen. It either fires off with enough force to splash the water back on your ass, or it freckles the back of the toilet bowl and stays there no matter how much you flush. Well, in this case it was the latter and in the morning she made me scrub the toilet

I laughed so hard after reading this one comment at the time, and it came from one of our good friends on here with a blog I did back on April 11 this year asking if you would go to the bathroom while your lover was taking a bath or shower. I thought that I would make a humorous blog asking for embarrassing bathroom moments from you all. I hope to see some very good stories that we all can laugh about on here today.

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Jun 9 @ 7:56AM  
I may not be able to top it, but am certain I can equal it.

Jun 9 @ 8:01AM  
I took a "shotgun hit" off a bong filled with some chinese opium once,and it made me do embarrassing things: does that count?

Jun 9 @ 8:19AM  
During that same era, while at a night club on a Friday night, I got one of those sudden stomach viruses that result in poop soup. My body gave me a minute to get to the potty. I made it to the men's room in 45 seconds and all of the stalls and urinals were occupied. The countdown began: 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4...I ripped my pants down and cut loose in the sink. Guys were either grossed out or howling. I was able to turn on the faucet to serve as a form of flushing as it was poop soup. After I cleaned it all up, I tried to find my buddy to leave, but was given the bum's rush by management before I could locate him.

About ten years ago I had to walk home after my car broke down late at night. I suddenly had to poop but there were no businesses open with restrooms, so I shit in the bed of a new Silverado at a Chevy dealership.

When I was married, we went camping with another couple at a remote spot on a lake in Arkansas with no restroom facilities. The practice was to go out into the lake. I had to take a big poop and went out the lake to do so. Two very large turds floated to the surface and my wife at the time insisted that I get some rocks and go back out and sink them.

Jun 9 @ 8:30AM  
You guys are grosssss! lol

Jun 9 @ 9:04AM  
You guys are grosssss!

I suppose it is kind of a crappy blog.

Jun 9 @ 1:13PM  
friends were out deer hunting
one friend had to answer nature's call
he dropped his coveralls and shit with the bears
he didn't drop em far enough
when he pulled em back up
he covered himself - from shoulders to toes
gonna shit like a bear
gonna smell like one too

Jun 9 @ 2:51PM  
When we were in10th grade a bunch of cut school to go get drunk at a friends place and Dave had a little too much. He said he had to take a shit and went to do his thing.....but left the door open. Too drunk to care he's sitting on the throne shitting and we hear him yell that he's gonna puke. So we slide him a bucket to puke in while he's shitting. It gets worse....after a few minutes of not hearing anything we go take a look and what do we find? Dave passed out, fell into the bucket of barf and shit all over himself. We laughed our asses off for years about that.

Jun 17 @ 6:28PM  
My dad at 40 years of age while playing tennis with me & my mum, suddenly dropped his racket squeezed his legs together & yelled "HOME! NOW!!!" he held his butt cheeks together with his hands while running to the car....we got in the car trying not to laugh & my dad had messed his drawer's upon sitting in the I hope that was gross enough for you chuckle..

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